/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14122830
My power died when I was doing the captcha, I was screaming into the next dimension

"Can I get your name before our date?"
>"It's Karen"
"Okay 'Karen', I understand you wanted a date but do we need to have it right after we meet?"
>"We're not going on our date yet, we're going home"
"I can drive myself home, but thanks for the gesture"
>"We're going to my house, you live with me now"
>You take a take a moment to process this as she drags you into the parking garage
"I'm sorry what?"
>"We live together now, do you think I paid that much for ONE date? No, I paid for marriage"
>You can argue about this later, you owe her one date before trying to get out of this
>Run now Karen, Hannah and her husband are going to hunt you down
>She brings you to her car, letting you get in yourself
>You spend the car ride.possible kidnapping asking her about herself
>Turns out she is a 'celebrity'
>Celebrity meaning she is a famous baker from a few towns over
>She uses her breath to cook her pastries, it's supposed to have an aphrodisiac effect
>Explains why she has so much money, guaranteed erections every birthday and Christmas would make anyone rich

>You arrive at her house after a half hour explanation about how she makes her own frosting
>Surprisingly less sex is involved than you thought
>"Here we are Anon, excited for your first night as a married man?"
>You just want to go to sleep, it took you a hour to get to the auction, another go get ready, 4 hours for it to actually end and 2 hours to get here
>You get out of the car and follow her into the modest home
>She gives you a little tour, most of it spent in the kitchen with her stroking her ego
>Then you arrive at the bedroom, the main light off and the lamps giving off a crimson light"
>"Are you tired Nonny? We could lay down for now"
>At this point you don't care anymore, if she wanted sex you won't be able to stop her
>But you're not a fan of already having a pet name"

>Anon you're going to love living with me
>A house....I don't live in one of those
>I sleep on my treasure
>What do you mean you can't do that
>I guess I could use some of it to buy a house
>Can we still sleep on the treasure

Dragon girls willing to sacrifice their hoards are truly experiencing the purest for of love

>>13016275
I dunno, I liked my waifu the moment I saw her, and she's been at spot #1 ever since.