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*knock knock knock*

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Urumi opened the door with a wide enough smile on her face to light up an entire room. “Aha! Melilng! Battler! Glad you two could make it. What kept 'ya so long?”

Battler nervously chuckled. “Uh, Hey! Glad to see we’re finally at the correct house. Sorry about that wait. We… um… How do I put it…”

“Cat got your tongue, hun~?” Urumi chuckled.

“No. We got distracted by people getting too intimate… in public.”

“I can confirm! I was there and she forced me to look in closer detail as this one couple-”

Meiling’s tangent is cut short as she notices Urumi’s confused expression. “Hmmm? “She”? You mean Battler, buttercup?” Asked the thick bovine. It looks like Hong forgot that not everybody is on the same mental page here. “Oh yeah yeah! Meant to say “He”. S-Sorry about that. Accidental slip of the tongue.” she would say, rubbing her sweaty palms together.

It was hard for the poor soul stuck inside of the beloved Chinese leg day menace to stay in line of his chosen character. It's not like he absolutely couldn't play the role or anything, he knew Hong like the back of his hand thanks to his hard drive spanning years of high quality Hong Smut, but the looming paranoia of getting so “into it” that his conscience gets silently overwritten or something was too much for either him or the femanon inside Battler to ever fully try & commit. Thankfully, whatever act they were performing now seemed to work well enough to never draw suspicion from the cow.

Urumi laughed again “Oh no problem! I'm an experienced adult youkai and even I'm a bit flustered over how frisky everybody is getting these days. Makes me wonder where on earth some of these youngling’s manners went. Anyways, what're you two doing idling out there? C'mon in, I'll make you some grub.”

And make she did! The Cow cooked up & delivered at least 3 different types of yummy delicious sautéed fish. The aroma was both disgustingly salty & deliciously tasty. But actually eating it was very… uh… unbearable? Thanks to the mask forcefully embedded onto their faces, everything that enters their mouth gets corroded and then given an unpleasant added texture (thanks, whatever wearhouse Beatrice smuggled these things from) that really sowered & devalued what should’ve otherwise been a great tasting meal. Well, should’ve been for Battler and Meiling. Urumi seemingly didn’t notice anything tasting funny from what the two could tell. Or maybe she was just used to it at this point unlike everybody else? Basically anything that isn’t you-know-what tastes like this now because it’s forced to touch something that feels like it was made with Nintendo Switch cartridge coating. And that’s not to mention the other questions this alone raises like the increasing concern over where the food & drinks even go after swallowing. This was only one of the many strange, headscratching effects Kigifacation provides.