/jp/ - Otaku Culture

posting non-abuse

>>5573021
I dunno. Are you so autistic you can't handle some yukkuri affection?

I want to take it easy.

Happy yukkuri attack~

>>4391867
Thank you mwommie~

I wish yukkuris were real... I'd eat tons.

>>4332546
don't we all

>>4245639
that sounds more like Yukkuri reproduction

>>4211740
hosting

>>4197395
I think they're cute too

>>4164653
You're a jerk

>>4164349
this is relatively clean compared to some comics

>>2912078

You are a cruel and heartless creature and you should feel bad.

>>1491455


I'd say they're self aware. They're retarded in their own way, but they're obviously capable of human speech, something other animals aren't.

>>1438345
What do we see in it? A lot of us are just sick fucks, myself included. Some prefer the cute images, which there are a lot of. And, again, what we see in it in no way affects you.

>>1438316
Yes, it is that hard to understand, because what sage does is not bump. Coincidentally, NOT REPLYING AT ALL doesn't bump as well. Sage LITERALLY DOES NOTHING. If you sage 100 times, a single age will bring it to the front page. If you sage 200 times, well that'll put us into autosage... But then we'll just make a new thread and report you for rule violation. Hence the
>The more you sage, the faster we make a new thread.
Your sages bring this thread closer to autosage, which is when we make a new thread.

Just find a place to make your stand and take it easy...

>>1374165
Well, how long could a small manju last in playing like this?

Could you give a manju a bath? I'll post an image of that happening next.

And a summary involving them falling apart. Would they fall apart that easily?

107.
A family of Yukkureimus appears in Anon's porch on a hot midsummer day. The kids find a bucket, and ask what it's for. Anon says that you can put water in it and cool yourself. The kids want to do it. But, don't you swell up and dissolve in water? "Stupid mister!!! Of course we don't!!!" Anon decides to see how things will progress. He puts them all in the bucket and fills it with water. The mother starts spitting water on the kids to cool them down, all the while staring victoriously at Anon because it thought it was right. After 10 minutes, it's still mumbling about what an idiot mister is, but its kids aren't taking it too easy. It tries to take one out, but it comes apart. They all scream. It tries to take a few more out, but they dissolve too. It screams that Anon did something to the water, and this wouldn't happen normally. Anon then suggests that they take a bath in the river. They agree, but upon entering the river, both the mother and the remaining kids start inflating. They finally realize the truth, and plead for help from the smart mister who knew that this would happen to them. It's too late, though, so he leaves them and goes home to eat dinner with his Yuchouli. It states that such idiots only wisen up if they are killed.

Posting some translated yukkuri and water images I have before I head off to bed.