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>>36452509
Not for long you won't. The yetis are sexually aroused by shivering, they can sense a boy out in the cold from five miles away.

>>35904920
Pat pat

>>24603108
Acceptable, but they're busy girls who have lots of research to do

I've been watching hours of videos about people who believe in Sasquatch. I think there's something wonderfully romantic about people in this day and age believing in something unseen and unknown out there in the wild.

>>21546988
$1 and a wife

>>20239433
>taking it from us northerners
As a Finn I feel like I have every right to call myself a northerner and I'm telling you our climate is fucked.

>>19490274
I went to pick up the mail and now I'm too sweaty to do anything, this is awful. I need to recline and dream of winter.

How will you comfort your daughteru now that her favorite video game Fallout is getting a new title that won't be a single player RPG?

>>18056711
That little Yeti is getting a little close with that hug

>>17873631
How many is too many?

>>17382381
Ruffle the little yeti's ahoge

>>16910929
What happens when you ruffle a Yeti's hair?

>>16451905
No more sad yetis, only happy yetis

>>16098571
Hug the little yetis

I hate winter already. I used to love it as a chubby kid who was never cold. Gimme a Yeti or gimme summer back.

>>15677078
Yetis are the true monsters

>>15619405
Their bodies are space heaters, pulling cold people close to their bodies of fluff with a hug is the most efficient warming method

They could fashion winter clothes out of their excess fur, but I don't think a yeti could knit with her big paws

>>15443015
Big paw patting

>>15377825
Ah, that's the best. Massages with warm coaca butter absolutely can't be beat.

>>15377838
Because you're imagining the tiny anubis kid's happy reaction when you start pressing and tickling her pads? She'd probably get all giggly and play with your hands back, grabbing and smushing her paws back against your palms and fingertips.

>>15291213
>>15291793
Mean and scary daughterus

Yetis are short!

[ ] do not pet the yeti
[x] pet the yeti