/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>28482249
Officially, sorted.
In practice...

You. Pick up that can.

>>24024287
Buddy-cop comedy with MGs when?

>>23258968
I demand police protection! I am an important person!

>>21998626
Yes but now she's in possession of stolen property.

Hope you meatsticks have a loisence for all that British humor you're quoting.

>>21583321
>about to bang your tall, powerfully built werewolf cop wife
>foreplay goes down as usual, rubbing her belly while you kiss
>wow, she must be horny today if she didn't even change out of her uniform
>she grabs your hand and moves on top while you're kissing, you don't think much of it
>then you hear jingling, and a loud CLICK
>look up to see you've been handcuffed to the bedframe
>when you look back to her, her tail is wagging as she jingles another pair of bracelets
>"I'd read you your rights, if you had any. Either way you're under arrest."
>she leans way over and presses her tits in your face as she cuffs the other hand
>"I'm going to have to confiscate this."
>with one quick movement she rips the buttons off your shirt and leaves you bare-chested
>then she begins a very slow striptease, starting with her vest and holster
>she doesn't even get her overshirt off before she notices
>"Getting hard just from seeing a woman in uniform? Figures. I've seen your file."
>then she unzips you and drops her pants, her heavy belt clattering to the floor
>she's not wearing any panties, so she just climbs on and slides you in, one inch at a time
>each move of her hips is so slow and torturous it feels like it should count as police brutality
>then she pulls out a bandana and gags you, completing the picture
>you're forced to watch as she denies and teases, always stopping the ride just before it gets good
>a few times you try to growl something through the gag, but she just laughs and rakes you with her nails
>"That won't hold up in court. You'll have to make a damn good 'plea' to get out of this one, you scum."
>she looks thoughtful, then starts grinning
>"...Or, well, maybe I could be convinced to let you get off..."

>>21304602
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>>21304646
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "corrupt cop."

>>20709185
I shall repeat, the Titania Court has collaborated with the Justiciary to have that ban law passed. I'm however just a representative messenger spreading the news. That Earth made "anime" for all I care, is banned here in the Demon Realms and it is law. If thou must protest... Just do it in a civil manner.

This has been an announcement from the Demon Realm Justiciary

>>20688957
Anon the neighborhood is perfectly safe regardless of the time of day.

>>20584666
As it pleases you Lord Satan.

>>18939260
Posting standard police up in this bitch.

>>18802145
These threads must be held to a higher standard of posting, like we had in the last days of /a/

>>17329026
Very

>>16934822
I AM AN ADULT

>>16533337
We need more MGs in uniform.

>>16427180
I'll be keeping an eye on you.

>>16017546
You're under arrest. You have the right to perform cunnilingus on her. You have the right to thank for the attention she's giving you. You have the right to touch her tail but not her ears.

>>15953950
Is her partner an Anubis? Who often comes over and teases the two of you to no end?