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>> No.12046975 [View]
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12046975

Would take responsibility if you got a youkai pregnant, jaypootums?

>> No.10856502 [View]
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i got chen pregnant but i wont take responsibility

>> No.10823607 [DELETED]  [View]
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So a few weeks ago I was playing touhou with my boyfriend (SA), and afterwards we were cuddling and I put it in his butt and we had sex. I forgot to pull out, and I ended up shooting in him.

Last night, I noticed his belly was a little bigger (he is pretty small and cute, and doesn't eat much) I'm afraid I got my boyfriend pregnant, since we've been praying to the shinto gods of pregnancy every night, but did it as a joke, and didn't think it would actually happen.

Anyway, what should I do? We're both NEETs and I don't know if we can support a baby, but he doesn't believe in abortion. Also, I dont want our child to be a bastard, should we get a marriage license? I love my bf but I don't know if I'm ready to get married.

Also, wht touhou name would be good for our baby? If its a girl I wanna name it Yukari and if it's a boy I want to name it Reimu.

>> No.10149728 [View]
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10149728

I am an extremely skilled artist. Look at this incredible, expressive picture I made. I made it in Paint.NET.

>> No.9970746 [View]
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>>9970728

What about now?

I think the baby is yours... or Yukari's

>> No.9639727 [View]
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9639727

My brother will probably have children at some point, so, whatever.

As for me, I've become more cynical and lazy as I've gotten older, and have more or less lost interest in women, as they are boring whores and I am awesome at masturbating.

I've never had an appropriate time to post this image.

>> No.9441725 [View]
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>>9441709

That would be true if there was an actual balance. Most of it is spent being miserable doing shit you don't want to do, and preparing to do more of it for several decades.

>> No.9348283 [DELETED]  [View]
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9348283

wht wud u do if u got chen pregnant?

>> No.9336735 [View]
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>/jp/
>delicate sissies who think they're not homos

This is why you will never pass on your genes, unlike Chen.

>> No.9313742 [View]
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Guys I made this picture for you. I hope you like it; I worked really hard on it. It's a present for /jp/ because you are my friends.

By the way, who's baby do you think Chen is carrying? It's Ran's baby

>> No.9313605 [DELETED]  [View]
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Guys I made this picture for you. I hope you like it; I worked really hard on it. It's a present for /jp/ because you are my friends.

By the way, who's baby do you think Chen is carrying? It's Ran's baby

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