/jp/ - Otaku Culture

League of Legends Twisted Treeline. I selected a stone golem hero, for my first skill I chose one that gave 200+ air damage and 200+ health against air enemies, then went jungling to fight a trio of tiny red dragon whelps, I died at the same time as I killed the last one. Respawned at fountain, Yukari was there and had gathered a massive cloud of tiny blue dragon whelps.

Saw /jp/ but it's like every single thread on the board was either talking shit about me or impersonating me and acting stupid.
Watching some people through a window having a party outside. I thought about Tupac and how to act sexy, I was naked in a bed showing myself off to the girls outside somehow, then I black out. I come to and I was apparently extremely successful, and was wearing a kangaroo pelt, an old guy comes in joking with me, I hold up the roo tail like it's an elephant trunk I can speak through. I start seeing some text history of what I was doing while blacked out, extremely embarrassing, I said "I panic-attacked." A girl was chasing after me, desperate to warn me to stop Dir en grey from making a video about me, passing by a another girl who she pushed out of the way, but that girl came back possessed by a Chainsaw Man devil, like a warp devil or a punch devil who smashed her face in after a teleport, with one of those movie dramatic moment dubstep BWVOOOs.

Take a portal to a theater where it's said the timeline has been freed up because Hazama is observing me. I'm Hisoka, Hazama chases me around trying to get gay with me, eventually saying he's planning on turning into a girl to do it. I walk away and there's something on the ground mostly covered up saying something questioning where my dreams come from, like I ask for this bullshit.

On a bus somwhere then we go back to a hotel where we were staying. I go up a couple floors of stairs, heading to my room, Hazama comes down from a higher floor, as he grabs me and acts like he's threatening to push me off the rail-less ledge. I say "Pfft, you can't live without me." and he lets go. I go into my room and hear him say "Do you think I could belong here?" I say "Fuck no." There's a shit ton of trap doors covering most of my room's floor, I edge around putting something in the bathroom on the far side, and bind it there with a couple of Stone Free cords, but they burnt up as someone entered my room as I was leaving. I transformed into a liquor bottle to hide beside some luggage. It was Yukari, who picks me up and drinks me.

Outside the hotel. It's mentioned that the CIA will only get me attention once I'm 100% dead and given up. There's a guy outside talking shit about me I guess, saying my neck looks bent backwards, calling me an orc, then saying actually a Uruk. I laughed, I guess out of self-deprecation. I go over to a car where there's Alan Harper wanting to take a remote off me, I don't want to since I think he'll change the channel, but he says he wants to rewind and record it, when I give him it he gets extremely pissed off, yelling about wanting to talk a load of bunk bullshit about them.

In my room. I head Alan outside talking about how terrible it all is, and how pure my love is. I thought "I don't even deserve her after talking about some of those shitty dreams." Alan's inside, Charlie, who's acting like me, comes in telling him off, saying "This is all my love is" as he grabs my fumo and holds it against the wall, opposite where the eldritch black mould portal in my bathroom is, humping the air in front of it until Alan leaves. I was watching in bed also, I say to Charlie "I'm not even a pure piece of shit since my dreams are so cool." He's comes beside me, he's got two pairs of bead necklaces of amethysts and carnelians, like I've got a bracelets of on my right wrist, and around my fumo's neck. He takes off the two orange necklaces and puts them on me saying "Ancient Egypt!" then takes them off like he was just kidding me, giving me one purple and one orange.

Outside the stores just on my block, I want to go in a shop but my pants have stains on them so I took them off in public. Charlie's behind me and wolf whistles to mock me, I turn around to gross him out with my junk but he was looking well away, I said "at least you avert your eyes." I put my pants back on and go over to the shops, notably there's a Wendy's(in Australia it's an milkshake shop I like)

In my room. It's dark. I try to light it with my phone but my phone's brightness is dim, even when I turn it up all the way. I look on my laptop, there's a youtuber I was watching who had cool video guide about how to glitch into a higher dimensional Bloodborne game. I saw an orc with a fel-flamethrower split into multiple different ends. I saw gameplay where Twilight Princess Zelda was running through castle rooms and halls with red carpet, attacking enemies by spinning and throwing golden light waves with her sword. I thought I'd like to play that so I'd dream her, but it'd probably just be gameplay dreams

I remembered that when the giant black ogre died it started self-destructing while we ran away, then we came back and there was a damages check, Link was collapsed on the ground probably fucked up and Zelda was too, I was told to "take Zelda to higher ground."
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The forgot at the time but I poured the hot milk on the guy in the lounge after the TV had something about Zelda on it so I brought up having three dreams about three doctors taking a life-sized doll of Zelda out into a desert with a wide-open sky and performing an operation upon her heart which made the guy called bullshit.