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>>14407855
Did I ever tell you about the Lilim who taught her vagina to talk? Her whole pelvis would move up and down, you dig, queefing out the words. It was unlike anything I'd ever heard. Spritzy, quick, stagnant sound... a sound you could smell.

This Lilim worked with the Chaos Demons you dig, and it started out like a novelty ventriloquist act. After a while the labia would start talking on its own. She would go in without anything prepared and her vagina would ad-lib and toss lewd things at her all the time.

Then it developed sort of teeth-like raspy hooks and starting eating. She thought it was cute at first and built a pick-up skit around it, but the vagina would eat its way through her dresses and start talking out on the streets, shouting it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk too, and have crying jags because nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed the same way as any other mouth. Finally, it talked all day and night and you could hear her screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with her fists and sticking candles in it but nothing did any good and the vagina said: "It's you who will shut up, not me. Because we don't need you around here anymore. I can eat, and fuck, and birth."

After that she began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole's tail all over her mouth. She would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to her hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there. So finally her mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneously except for the eyes, you dig? That's one thing the vagina couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes.

But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn't give orders any more. It was trapped inside the skull, sealed off.

>>14359409
Then suddenly I saw it. Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares towards my camp. Gibbering pseudo-pods hung from its back, pouring forth foul and pernicious claims as claws of the darkest obsidian gained purchase into the soft tallow of the mud. It flung itself at Jacobson, giving vent to noises of no small measure, allowing us to hear such dire laments that only come for the maws of the most wretched beasts. I think I went mad then.