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Change your life around and become a criminal.

This is what most suicidal people should be doing. If you don't have the confidence to do criminal activity then get some confidence drugs like cocaine and then do some crime.

You could be a drug dealer, a petty thief, identity theft, some sort of crime that you can commit on the internet, or be a con artist. The options for fun are limitless.

There's a reason why many people choose to be criminals when they could easily get a job that would pay as much or more. It's just exciting work. There's little point in living a life that is as stagnant and repetitive as what you get from working an honest job.

If someone is at the point where they want to kill themselves because they hate working so much then what do you have to lose? At that point you can do any crime that you want and the worst punishment you can get is just what you were already going to do to yourself anyway through suicide.

>>9680319

Make an imaginary friend, take drugs, or both.

There's a god, that I have no doubt, but there's a devil too.
And you know what that old devil did? You want me to tell you about that?

Yeah, well that devil. He cut off god's arms, and he hacked off god's legs, and he gouged out his eyes, ripped out his tongue, and left him lying there in a bloody heap on the floor.

But he left god's ears so he could hear us down here when we're wailing and thrashing and praying for his help, but brother, there's not a damn thing that god can do to help us.

Why haven't you done your reps yet?

It's already 2:00.

Do you live a magical and fun life or a mundane and realistic life?

Magic is real and everything else is real too, all you have to do is believe enough and your mind will make it appear and it will be real to you.

Please be kind and do not bully anyone. Okay?

truNEET as HELL