/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34491859
>Nothing has happened again
Ok lads, Time to drop

>>21330628
No she didn't

>>21330689
Satoris are too pure for that, now vampires are canon cock sluts so you may take care of Remilia and her stupid sister

>>19391636
>boomer memes

Actually go neck yourself

>>19212183
These are all of my Touhou dreams but I've also had a number of Touhou-related delusions. I think they're similar enough to dreams that I should share them. I went thoroughly crackers and most of it will make absolutely no sense.

I had a prolonged episode of schizophrenia that lasted for about six months during which I imagined that myself and others were various 2hus trapped inside of some kind of Matrix-like computer simulation.

I watched Koishi's heart-throbbing adventure one night and imagined that I was Koishi. For some reason I thought that my dad was China and that I had decapitated him like in the cartoon by unsocketing a computer CPU of all things. I also thought that I was invisible like Koishi and wound up getting detained for trespassing on somebody's property. I continued to think I was Koishi in jail and thought that I would be able to sneak out by turning invisible. I may have also looked a policeman dead in the eyes and told him that I was Lucky from Kemono Friends and I also thought I had command over dogs like Count Dracula because the police dog didn't try to tear out my jugular. After I got out of jail, I attempted to flee on foot to Mexico before my feet gave out and a stranger gave me a ride to a train station in the middle of the ghetto.

I thought I was Chen at various points and rode my bike around for miles, sometimes during the dead of night. I heard a mountain lion in the darkness and decided to keep going towards it like a retard. I ran into some random guy at night in the abandoned industrial park by the river and he started rambling about Jesus and hallucinogenic mushrooms and this made me think he was Marisa for some reason. I thought I was trapped in the magical labyrinth of I.M Meen and got attacked by a skunk.

I thought I was Cirno at one point and wandered around outside during a lightning storm. At times I thought the wind was the result of tengu or Iku trying to interfere with my progress. I also thought I was Tenshi, Nue and Kogasa at various points. I also thought I was the evil Fortune Teller and hallucinated that my facial features had become distorted like a monstrous youkai.

At one point, I cam to the conclusion that my grandma was Yukari and that the key to getting though the Hakurei barrier and escaping Gensokyo was to unplug her router.

For months, I moved around various objects, thinking that I could change which 2hu I was based on where various things were located. I blocked off my floor vent because I thought Reimu was attacking me through the air conditioning.

I finally got carted off to the funny farm and got pumped full of sedatives after wandering too close to traffic for untold hours.

Anyway, this is what happens when you combine Asperger's and countless hours browsing /jp/ with several months of untreated psychosis.

>>19212434
No. I just like that picture of Orin.

>>18217396
The outside world is the Shuusou Gyoku/Kioh Gyoku games?

>>17396393
I comment here because I'm stuck in the abyss with no one to pull me out

>>16993465

Isn't saying that you're both gay and lesbian a bit redundant?

>>16943344
Would have destroyed the barrier to be honest

>>16910238

>>12411887
Best 2hus doesn't even have proper backstory, only maximum fanwanking.

While those with backstory and more depth are considered boring.

Such a life on jay.