/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48460391
I think I'll celebrate.. with beer.

Seeing the sperg rant about Murlocs story for two years now finally got me to open archive for the first time in years and read it.
I actually enjoyed it. For a beginner story its decent. I might read his wurm story too after seeing what some of the other writers have been up to.
He, Magus, and now DogFacedWoman are better than we deserve for running these contests and giving so much content. It's nice seeing so much participation and familiar faces.

>>45565860
What else do you think they run on?

sip

Drink responsibly

>>39648054

>>33233604
I'm iced in, so water sadly.

how many drinks have you had tonight?

>>24556785
Fairies are usually older than they look

>>24501794

sip

>>24242712
most likely they would just give capture bounty to people to catch them and put them to camps.

>>24243112
it is truly bullshit that its even legal for "them" to criminalize anything just because they dont like it.
criminalizing is bullshit to begin with just trying to fix shit that is not problem just because muh feelings or something other unnecessary reason, in most cases atleast.

sip

>>23778999
Stop biting off more than you can chew man!

>>23333454
Then give me yours, I'm quarantined anyway

>>22515260
You do that.

>>22423483
It's pretty simple, really. It's the difference between how humans and Elves perceive time. Even before the rise of the Demon Lord, they were more than likely effectively immortal ( but not invulnerable ), so they had a small population. After all, why be in the rush for children when you'll literally live forever after reaching adulthood barring some kind of war with Orcs or a Dragon smiting your ass? This would also give Elves admittedly far too much time to experiment sexually, whether it be same sex relationships, interspecies, what have you. We're talking about decades of trying to amuse yourself, and at that point you've pretty much done everything. Boredom is the first step on the long road to relapse.

Then, as we all know, the Demon Lord takes the throne and Elves slowly begin to become a sub-species/chimeric fusion with Succubi. Where they would see humans as an amusing creature before, not dissimilar to how humans see apes, it's slowly being replaced by an insatiable hunger. So sure, Elves will still enjoy treating you like a fuck toy because of their longevity ( While ironically infusing you with their Mana, slowly turning you into an incubus and their equal ), but the changes are already happening beneath the skin so to speak. Surely, she'd probably find it frustrating how a once ho-hum sort of deal makes her heart flutter as you jackhammer her hips like a wild animal. The fact that somebody so short-lived compared to her is hellbent on impregnating her with his child and making her his. Even though she'll mock you because Elves are naturally rather hard to get pregnant due to their longevity. Yet every time she considers bearing a daughter from the Lumberfoot who interested her her stomach fills with butterflies ever so much more, and her Elven snatch clenches tighter.

>>22386978
Servants of the Chaos Demons locked beneath the oceans. A more primordial, tribal-like variant of the Sahuagin. Taller, more muscular, but with skin that would be varying shades of grey, milky white, and blues. Rather pronounced dorsal fin that would start around the T1 vertebrae and tapers off at T12, putting it between the scapulae and allowing for free range of expression. In so much that you could tell her agitation by muscular impulses and quivering as part of her emotive body language. Society would be a mixture of shamanistic beliefs and ancestor worship. At odds with Poseidon, naturally, and worship Mother Hydra and Father Dagon.

Naturally opportunistic, doing trade with coastal human settlements. Attempt to convert and subvert the teachings of Poseidon. Will trade gold and the bounty of good harvests for men. Husbands can transform into a more classical Deep One, as per the tradition with Chaos monster girls. Or, conversely, they develop unnatural changes, such as functioning gills on their necks and scales on part of their body to avoid going full /d/.

TL;DR: Basically a Chaos flavored rape fish that can actually emote without spilling the spaghetti I don't fucking know. Waste of time to try and articulate properly.

>>21987913
Well let me put it this way. Most guys who come here and talk about Arachne have either read a few doujins or EMG with Rachnera, ya dig? So they get this idea that all Arachne are "Ufufu ara ara ara" spider girls who'll tease you because human boys are so easy to wrap up and mess with. But, there's a caveat. That's not what Ushi-Oni are into, you see.

The spider cows are the kind of girls to scent a man and do everything in their power to "Eat" said male. Sure, you may think "Oh man, she's going to fuck my brains out, cool!". But then you realize they play for keeps, and so long as this hillside is a rockin', don't come knocking. You'll end up looking like you went ten rounds with Dolph Lundgren in the boxing ring and paramedics'll think you got hit by a fast moving truck by the time your flaccid cock pops out of her sweltering hot snatch.

Hell, you'd probably just lay there, bruised and tired. The thick, rancid odor of your copulation hanging in the air, a smell you could see. Like a thick haze, ya dig. Then... When it's all said and done, your new wife'll just drop an entire fucking deer she just caught onto the ground, having pulled off a leg for you like a small child would a leg off one of those mini-mall rotisserie chickens, offering it to you.

After all, you'll need your strength for when she wants to do the sideways tango again and again. Until you're completely devoted to her, in body, soul, and heart.

>haven't written anything in weeks again
Any loose ideas?

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>>20852053
get krunk

>>20839029
Except that would only be if the members and their husbands chose to engage in that sort of activity. There is nothing stopping you from enjoying the Ropu Sabbath outside of autism about what is probably a rare thing depending on how big it is.