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>>11689501
>Katanas can't even penetrate plate armor,
roukanken can

>>10619344
At least someone who uses her translation-skills for something usefull. Not like the rest of you futile weebs. I bet you didn't even translate a single anime.

I just finished playing through all of KoG's Spaceland games out of boredom. Here's how I rank them:

Alice in Spaceland: 0/10 - What a piece of autistic dribble. It's the same level 7 times in a row with more FOEs added on per level. The bosses are trash, the hit boxes are ridiculously large, and the final boss takes WAY too long to kill. Don't play it.

AiS 2: 0/10 - Exactly like the first, only the FOEs now shoot nearly invisible gray bullets that blend with the background. What the hell was KoG thinking?

AiS 3: 2/10 - An improvement, but not by much. Cirno is now in an ice spaceship (how does that even make sense?), and there are now long dialogues before the bosses. The humor is outdated and not funny in the slightest.

Alice Xi: 1/10 - IT'S THE SAME LEVEL TEN TIMES IN A ROW. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. KoG basically just swapped the graphics for each level and added a boss. It's so ridiculous when you look at it. The final level was okay though.

Cirno Xi: 2/10 - Only 3 bland levels with retarded FOEs. The final boss was anti-climatic. There's a ton of add-on bosses, but they aren't very good.

Spaceland Adventure: 1/10 - IT'S ALICE XI, ONLY ALL COMBINED TOGETHER. The boss is...a goomba combined with an FOE? I'm starting to wonder if KoG is ZUN's cousin, because he'd have to be either high or drunk all the time to make this crap.

Spaceland Adventure 2: 7/10 - Levels that are...playable? Bosses that are...interesting? 55 page fanfic that links EVERY single one of KoG's horrible games? I hate to admit it, but I really enjoyed this game. I can't believe the same person who made all the other games also made this one, since it is a MAJOR upgrade. Since KoG said this game was the game to end the entire series (and the 55 page fanfic wraps up most of the loose ends), it looks like he went all out in making it.

So there you have it. All the negative criticism KoG gets for his games is well founded excluding the last game which was pretty cool.

Anybody actually play KoG's games, or do we just hate them just because?

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>>7248228
Was having feet attached the wrong way around a sign of the Buddha?

>White Ren
>Fucking homos
>mon visage.

>>6829095
I know, right. Probably also believes that they landed on the Moon, that JFK was assassinated and that Touhou isn't a federal black project designed at reducing population growth to zero.

>>6804973
The reason nobody trolled us 'back in the day' was because we didn't give a fuck and we'd just ignore trolls and ignore spam.

Now we get super butthurt (or 'hostile' as you put it) about it so of COURSE every troll who knows this comes here when they want to blow off steam.

>>6600502
She already knows both of those things.