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In a classroom with one follower, something we were guarding was stolen. I saw some purple out the window and chased after it. There was a Japanese building I entered into one of the higher floors of. I kicked apart a few skeleton warrior samurai that attacked me and grabbed a nicked up katana. I slashed through some sliding doors before Yukari appeared, she slashed at me and we crossed swords for a moment. She smiled, then pulled back and ran away. I chased after her until running out into an empty space, falling down to ground level as above me a giant purple paper lantern fell down on me.
Back in the same classroom, I'm told Yukari's man is now Okina, and that I have Eternity on my side. I go out to the building from before but now it's a cave. It's a Dark Souls game, I make my way up the cave to a place that was supposed to be Yukari's boss room, but figure I should grind a couple of levels until I'm lvl 13. I fall down a very long way into a swamp, breaking my fall by plunge attacking a giant rotting dragon's head, destroying it and getting some item. There was a girl, probably Eternity. I notice she's playing the game for me so I ask to be able to play it for myself. We go down a side tunnel until we come across orcs encampment, Eternity would pull them over with a silk string then I'd lop their heads off, or she'd pull them and throw them off the cliff, making one of them say "you're scary." I return back to where I thought Yukari's bossfight was, entering with a male white phantom. It's a boss against a large skeleton, and since I had a phantom it summoned another skeleton. My phantom died immediately, I thought he'd take a while to return because he'd figure I would let myself die but I kept fighting. He returns and helps me finish the fight, I notice he has an eyepatch over his left eye so I ask for a copy of it. He leaves the room, makes a save, and then comes back and drops one for me. Since I didn't find Yukari I leave and go to a classroom in a different place. There's a class talking about the game. One of them mentions Yukari and America. One of them said Yukari talked about the Lion Warriors, that they had lived through several life times in a successful manner and had reincarnated with special privileges, and we should avoid killing them. I talked to one girl about being disappointed Yukari's bossfight wasn't in that cave and she said it actually was. I went back to the skeleton bossroom and progressed further on. I reached a phantasmal dark purple place, walking along for a while with bamboo and black tiki carvings on the left for a while before I fall over. I keep tumbling along the grass for a long while, until I see Yukari ahead of me with someone in Lapp armour beside her. The Lapp talks to me for her, saying Ran said "take it easy." and Yukari said "if you want to have sex with me find the Ruins of the Gods."
I'm playing a Sekiro game with people watching me. I'm running around really fast and we're all feeling engrossed in the speed. There's a Blangonga boss, I stabbed it and some of its power transferred into me and it talked.
I come to several lineups of classes. Someone has a maths exercise book that had red markings, I make fun of him for a mistake, then someone points out a fox mask behind me, so I kill my humor with a "oh right, Yukari respects math." One of the other lineup's male teachers transforms and turns out to be Yukari who didn't want me to lineup in her class. After a while someone says something and I rewind time to be able to hear it again, but rewound a bit too far. This time I lineup in Yukari's class, and immediately a fat black woman comes out with a crowd of others singing an musical teasing me, then she turns into Yukari afterwards. A guy with me laughs "she sang a entire musical to rebuke you."
I hear Yukari say to me "I hate yurifags." I wake up inside Yukari's classroom, she asks if we have any questions, I ask "what do you think of yurifags?" she says "they're not my type." I say "it's just like the dream I just had where you said you hate yurifags", her face turns into one ugly hateful person I know's as if to say hate's an ugly word.
In another Yukari classroom, I'm seated off alone at the side of the class. Yukari asks for a silence but the class doesn't listen, I shh them and Yukari gets cross with me, saying that I just lost one of my two hearts and if I lose the other one she's just going to ask me why I'm still chasing her.
Rolling a giant blunt while musing something like "peace is shit but Ryujin ordered it because chaos would be unmanageable." Yukari's class has Go-Qualia's Betelgeuse MV playing, but with added words on it that me and others are making lame jokes about. "Robin" comes up so I joke about Batman. Yukari notices me smoking a giant blunt in her class, she says that's my other heart gone and pulls me over to counsel me.
I say "but it's a dream!" she says "even if it is a dream...hey! You're picking your nose in front of me!"