/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16621192
Whaddya want?

>>15996288
Foul-mouthed girls who sing lewd sea shanties!

Scaring beach-goers out of the water by swinging their cutlasses around the shallows!

Raiding seaside restaurants and bars for food and grog!

They're a menace!

>>14492984
This guys got the right idea
>Leave the kingdom to your heir
>Hire on the Red-tooths
>Offer a portion of your personal fortune and triple the amount of rum to become their sole employer/cabin boy
>Sail the high seas, having piratey adventures and being the secret protector of your country
>Become the King of the Pirates with Ms. Red-tooth s your queen

>>14316679
>They give up and just throw in the brig.
>You can hear them above deck, breaking into the rum you were transporting.
>The entire night is filled with drunk Shark Pirate singing.
>One Pirate punches open a door and flops her way down to you.
>"Hey shcallywag... Hic!... You ever done it in a barrel of fish befo..."
>She passes out and collapses on top of you, snoring loudly.

Such are the dangers of the ocean.

>>14276756
Got to make sure she doesn't go into a carnivore frenzy and start eating the plate, utensils and the table.

If she really loses it I might need to bop her on the nose to snap her out of it.

>>14259070
Sure there's more.

I missed the updated version of this picture.

Someone has it?