/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monster girls heed the call, be done with the demon lord!
Join the armies of the Red Eye, and enjoy the benefits of:
-a husbando upon enlistment!
-actual armor to wear!
-real weapons to use and not crap you cobbled together in five munutes!
-plenty of opportunity for career advancement!
-see the most beautiful landscapes of Mordor and the west of Middle-earth!
-meet uncorrupted elves and dwarves (and kill them)!
-you actually get paid!
(please note the previous benefits do not apply if you're an orc, a goblin, or a troll)
(the service lasts for the rest of your life)