/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Anon visits Wonderland
>Just there for sight seeing, nothing major
>As he walks down one of the chess paths, crossing a brook he hears a flapping noise behind him
>Turns around just in time to get smooshed by two soft mounds
>A short (but very well endowed) bird wraps her wings around him, saying out loud as happily as she can how happy she is to have a Husband
>He squirms a bit, and manages to surface from the cleavage
>He pauses for a bit, before worming his arm from out of the winged hug and petting the girl's head
>He says how happy he is to have "such a cute wife", which causes the pink fluffy avian to giggle happily
>But before they can be married, he has to go and get her a ring to put on her Talon
>After all, what is a marriage if she doesn't have a nice shiny ring?
>The Jubjub lets out a "Oooh" and furiously nods her head, as she lets him out of her fluffy grasp
>He tells her to wait right on that stump, and he'll return with "The best ring fitting for the best wife!"
>Obediantely and happily, she plops her soft rump on the stump, as she watches her husband cross the brook, off to fetch her a nice shiny ring that will be perfect enough for her perfect marriage
>To this day, Hatters still buzz about that one odd Jubjub, with graying feathers and crow's feet who does nothing all day but sit her rump on a stump
>And that if you ask her what she's doing, she'll give you a happy smile and say she's waiting for her perfect husband, who'll return any second to whisk her away to her perfect life