Anonymous waited. The clouds above him darkened and electricity sparked in the air. There were lolis in the distance. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to 4chan were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anonymous was a forum poster for fourteen years. When he was young he watched people play touhou games and he said to dad "I want to live in gensokyo daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY LOLIS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the sky of Gensokyo he knew there were lolis.
"This is ZUN" the radio crackered. "You must fight the lolis!"
So Anonymous gotted his spellcard and blew up the fairies.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the lolis
"I will shoot at him" said the stage boss and she fired the last spell. Anonymous dodged at her and tried to beak her spell. But then the sky fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the lolis" he shouted
The radio said "No, Anonymous. You are the lolis"
And then Anonymous was a little girl.