/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A Lemonfairy walked up to man at Kourindou.
And she said to the man runnin' the stand: "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?".

Rinnosuke chuckled. “Actually, I do! But they have long since passed their expiration date. I forgot how they even got here. Think I brought them in for a snack a couple months ago and just forgot. Also they’re not even for sale, I’m afraid.”

"Awwww :( do you have anything else? Preferably doohickeys that help you save the world." The inquisitive fairy asked.

"...I have this set of sport equipment recently obtained from the outside world. Apparently it's a sport from the outside world called "Cricket". It's-"

"I'LL TAKE IT!"

“Okay! That’ll be $49.85” said the unbearably stingy bastard of a half-youkai. Don’t you have enough money already?

“Aw pussbuckets! I don’t know how money works yet.” Lemontene lamented. “Do you accept Bottlecaps?” she asked, taking out a rare brazilian bottle cap.

“WOAH! That’s a GI Joe Commandos Complete Bottle Cap Set 10 Brazil Coca Cola Coke Bottle Cap! Where on earth did you find something like this?” Rinnosuke was positively flabbergasted. This would look great in his collection of weird circular objects he kept in his kitchen.

“It’s a long story. You see it all started back a couple hours ago when Alice-”

“Yeah yeah, cool story bro. I’ll be taking that!” Rinnosuke said, nabbing the GI Joecoin. “This is more than enough payment for me. You can have the sportset for free, on the house.”