/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What would you do if Satori spread her legs in front of you and said, "Please cum inside of me" ?

Would you fill her with your seed and take responsibility?

Who will Satori give her first kiss to?

Shy and introverted women are often the most promiscuous women, it's just that they're inability to socialize properly prevents them from acting on their lewd desires.

Satori is the biggest slut.

Do you ever feel like your love for Touhou is diminishing as the years ago by?

Are you losing the passion that you used to have?

It has been said that games of the bullet hell genre are a form of meditation.

From your years of playing Touhou, can you say that you have reached enlightenment? Have you transcended from an otaku to a prophet?

Does Satori have a hairy NEET pussy from spending so much time alone?

Satori Komeiji loves METAL.

This is her favorite song

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcdwgkMTW3c

What would Sweden be like today if Germany had won WW2?

I had a pet snail but then he died.

Like a rotten log
half buried in the ground -
my life, which
has not flowered, comes
to this sad end.

The nerconomic energies of the last hope of man are lost upon the open fields of grainy lakes who with their existential lost presence pave the way to create "the eternal mold" or SKIMPA to bring forth a new dawn for the lost from is to for where and great finance lost upon those..

/jp/ is good during these hours. Fun threads bounce around like fairies dancing under the moonlight in the forest, there is happiness in every direction, and /jp/ is good.

The demon only slumbers for a few hours though. Soon he will be awake and then pain and suffering will be restored to the land. He will slaughter the fairies, set fire to the forest, and /jp/ will return to its normal state of stagnation, sadness, and depression.

The demon will slumber eventually though and then happiness will return for those precious few hours. These hours are the times that I live for.

Stop bullying Satori, or I'll MAKE YOU PAY!

I tried so hard and learned it all, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Every kanji, I learned them all, but in the end I still can't read shit and it doesn't even matter.

I took a break and I forgot it all, but in the end it still doesn't really matter since I still couldn't read anything.

Be master of the mind, rather than mastered by the mind.

From the withered tree, a flower blooms.
One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.

Knowing others is wisdom.
Knowing yourself is enlightenment.

>>10204192

How do I learn how to shoot a gun and hunt?

I don't want to be bullied by the more experienced rednecks at the shooting range when I go there and try to learn how to shoot.

where have all the finns gone? long time passing..
where have all the finns gone? long time ago..

What song will you play at /jp/'s funeral? I'm going to play this song when moot shuts down /jp/ and I look at my favorite /jp/ threads on the archive before I kill myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yv6Gn911uc

So much storage in this mind of yours... do you realise you have a whole section in here devoted to film titles? Three thousand, three hundred and a half films you've seen. You've only got the first half of 'Its A Wonderful Life' in here! Huh... How does it end? Now i'll never know...

>>8079881
Too late, the world is collapsing around you, the paranoia is setting in, the walls are closing in on you.
There is no escape

>>1282523
Why do I have a strong urge to make her cry?