/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15410655
Nonsense!!! Pure lies!!
>>15411348
>3D + 2D = Baby???
That's NOT how sex works, you stupid monkey. To have a baby you need to hold hands with the person you love while you sleep on the same bed (kisses are allowed but only two or three). Then, after nine months, a magic fairy riding a majestic stork is going to deliver a cute baby. Childrens don't come from cabbage patches, that's a stupid tale for babies like Santa and the Easter bunny (Seriously, fuck you Papa). Therefore, if your love doesn't exist irl there's no baby!

>>12323326
>>12323325
OBJECTION! Those yukkuris appear to be smaller than the wavelength of microwaves used in a microwave oven.

Meaning, they will simply move to the nodes in the microwave and experience safe amounts of heating.