/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is /jp/ afraid of half-conscious relationships?

I'm scared of awake people, I feel like they are going to punch me or make fun of me and stuff...

So I got this idea of a sleeping relationship. While you're sleeping I would sneak into your house and be a good girl for you.
I could brush you hair, clean your hears, kiss you gently, lovingly and slowly play with your genitals. I find that even big men are cute when they are sleeping...I would stare you for hours.

I would also hum lullabies and pet your head. And when you wake up you wouldn't even know I was there.