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>>9227072

DON'T YOU PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT.

Some day, come home with a rented movie. A slasher film, or a SAW flick, something horrible. Something heinous. During every gruesome part, smile, or even snigger, like it's a bad comedy or hopelessly amateur, something you rented just to laugh at. At some point, mock the writer's anatomical knowledge, "bones don't snap like that, they splinter first, jesus, who writes this shit?"

And when your brother finally asks you the inevitable question, just shut up.

Shut up. Let your mouth clap shut with an audible click.

Tighten your mouth a bit, as if uncertain. Swivel your head to look at him, eyes squinched, as if thinking very, very carefully.

And then smile. Slowly, let that smile spread across your face.

"Well, someday, when you finally lose it, you'll understand too, little brother!"

And then laugh like a fucking madman. Practice this laugh, in the dark, alone, for days on end, so when you finally have to uncork it, it comes naturally and excellently.

See what the little fuck has to say then.