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/jp/ is too good-hearted for this world.

>>9838400
Ha, no.

>>8892841
This one?

Every single time.

>>7364783
That's not creepy Yukari.

Which Touhou would you lick?

15 hitboxes

AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkvvHGpb21E&feature=related

>>6597460
Eh, it's not like she's any harder than the rest of the Extra bosses.
Save Mokou.

heres Yukari!!!

>>6451647
I'm pretty sure you would be calling just about any boss-level Touhou, ''Mistress''.

They shoot lasers.

Meido makes me cry at night in bed.

You reach with a shaking hand to grasp your dick, but the mere act of raising your arm throws your whole body into disarray. Which way is up? You decide not to risk falling backwards into the 8th dimension. Putting your arm back down, the world seems to snap back. Good. No, not good. Fuck. The toad is approaching, slime oozing out between its teeth. Its feet slap wetly on the cement floor. The raging boner in your underwear finally slips out, springing up like a lever. An intrusion slips into your mind. It's Suwako. "Hello otakus, look at your penis, now back to me, now back at your penis, now back to ME. Sadly for you, I'm not on your penis, but if you stopped using drugs, I would be. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Gensokyo, with the girl you've always wanted to look like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I’m a frog."
What the fuck? You're really getting hit with the drugs now.
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>>5892617
>Hamachi
>erehsinirakuY‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬

"Here's Yukari!"

>>5599309

That's why it would work. As an actual lesbian, she'd be unique and it would get some of the yuritards off the other characters.

German is surely the angriest language ever.

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