/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Say hello to the new king of comedy!

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PUKMUZ4tlJg

Baby: shitposters
Random People: /jp/
Janitor: janny

Only Homu is /jp/ related.

Epic.

I could take psychedelics drugs or meditate and get pretty much the same effect. One's easier than the other

It's time to move on from this dead board /jp/.

Join us at Ｏｔａ★ちゃんねる!
Where dreams come true.

Flanders gonna fly
Janitors gonna cry

It's time to move on from this dead board /jp/.

Join us at Ｏｔａ★ちゃんねる!
Where dreams come true.

Flanflys gonna fly
Janitors gonna cry

It's time to move on from this dead board /jp/.

Join us at Ｏｔａ★ちゃんねる!
Where dreams come true.

Flanflys gonna fly
Janitors gonna cry

It's time to move on from this dead board /jp/.

Join us at Ｏｔａ★ちゃんねる!
Where dreams come true.

Flanflys gonna fly
Janitors gonna cry

Madoka stared, horrified. She slowly brought her knee back down, sitting back in her chair. When her butt pressed against the chair, though, she unleashed another heavy, quick fart, the stink spreading quickly. She blushed violently, mouth open, searching her mind for an explanation. "I-I enjoy farting, Homura-chan! This wouldn't have happened if you didn't give me all those bean tacos for lunch!" She shouted, beginning to cry. Homura rushed to Madoka, hugging her tightly, sniffing at the air around her, doing her best not to groan at the stink. "M-Madoka...you know I will always love you...besides...I...did that on purpose...I like it when you do this...I love your gas..." She kissed Madoka's cheek, and Madoka giggled softly. "R-Really? You don't mind? Y-you actually like it?" Homura nodded, holding Madoka's cheeks, her thumb caressing her skin. "T-then...please...smell my farts, Homura-chan..." She whispered, closing her eyes and letting a hissing, warm beef crunch past her ass ring.

>>9974077

/jp/ jerk-off sessions with friends are meant to be inclusive and loving. We would never exclude a fellow /jp/er. Why do you call it dumb? You should keep your mind more open-it might be a nice experience, anon-kun.

>Writer Gen Urobuchi revealed in a Sports Hochi newspaper interview published on Tuesday that the Puella Magi Madoka Magica staff is considering a new television series after the third film, as well as more films. In Sports Hochi's extra issue dedicated to Madoka Magica, he said that plans for a half-year (two kūru or cours) series are being considered.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2012-10-16/new-madoka-magica-show-considered-after-3rd-film

Are you excited, /jp/?

You and your Doggy Dogg, think that y'all hoggin' shit
Both of you bitches, can come and suck my doggy dick

>>9765825

B-but Anon-kun...if you want to fuck my worthless meat-holes senseless, you only need to ask on /jp/...~I'm too shy otherwise...But I'm always willing to please my beloved siblings...if my pink, soft, hot holes can satisfy any of you, I'll consider my existence worthy.

you fucking homus

>>9725900

Lol nice try Mami you cowtits bitch

You should be able to solve this.

>Note: "noko" is now the default when posting. Posting in a thread will return you to your new post instead of the board index. You can enable the old functionality by typing "nonoko" into the e-mail field.

It's time.

No fun allowed.

Are we there yet?

We've entered an endless recursion of time.

I think I might want to have sex with a real 3d woman, OP.

The problem is, I'm a 22 year old virgin and I don't know any girls, let alone any girls that would touch my peepee. I also can't afford sophisticated sexdolls. What do I do to satisfy myself? I crave the touch of another human being on my genitals.

Also, Dune is a shitty book.

I can't understand why anyone would play an MMO. I fucking hate playing with people-they take me out of the experience of being in another world completely.