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I fap the best to Sakuya, but my favorite 2hu, at least design wise, is Mokou, because she has pants and because ZUN actually drew here as something more than a horrible abomitation.
All 2hus have shitty backstories and personalities, only filthy secondaries think otherwise.

Worst design
Worst boss theme
Worst fanbase
Worst gimmick
Worst hair accessory
Worst hair color
Worst pants
Worst danmaku
Worst boss from the worst game
Worst Touhou

Worst design
Worst boss theme
Worst fanbase
Worst gimmick
Worst hair accessory
Worst hair color
Worst pants
Worst danmaku
Worst boss from the worst game
Worst Touhou

>>7893672
Worst design
Worst boss theme
Worst fanbase
Worst gimmick
Worst hair accessory
Worst hair color
Worst pants
Worst danmaku
Worst boss from the worst game
Worst Touhou

>>7531988
>>7531953
What I mean is basically like this:
Me: "Sooo let's start. I saw quite alot of fanworks based on this so I guess I know the basic stuff about most of the characters."

Ingame dialogue: "-Oi! Ya messin with me? -Waddaya say bitch?! Immagonna fuckin KILL YOU!" (well maybe it's a little more uhm "classy" but I think you get what I mean)

Me: "Woah, holy shit. Did i get the Roanapur version or something? Well maybe I just didn't pay enough attention to the fanworks... Let's see"

Fanworks: "-Owie you hit me uguuu~ -There there don't cry, my immortal enemy. Let's just have some yuri secks until china wakes up. -*HONKHONK*"

Me: "Nah I guess i got it right the first time"

>>5546927
For the Momi, shouldn't you get Mokou and give her a haircut instead?

Mokou canonically seems to have the longest hair in the series.

>>4640741
See:
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>>4640707
Mokou is the only Touhou that looks and behaves like a lesbian.

>>4066885

Cheating at single-player games is retarded.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moko_(dolphin)

>Moko ... received worldwide fame when he was sighted rescuing two pygmy sperm whales in March 2008.

Best ZUN art yet.

Are there any touhou doujins where you see the characters fucking over the normal humans, or where you see the things from the perspective of the humans in the village?

Well, my hair is growing a bit too long, but I'm too lazy to go out to get it cut.

Don't want Sweeney Todd to get me...

Who canonically has the longest hair in Touhou? (Non-humans don't have any significant growth in the relevant time-frame)

Mokou beats Kaguya. Can anyone beat her?