/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well /mgt/ I finally had a monstergirl dream.

>In coal mine
>Walking around watching everyone work.
>Look at ground.
>See a bunch of orange peels literally everywhere
>Ohshit.jpg
>Begin frantically picking up orange peels so that boss doesn't fire me.
>Almost done.
>Huge explosion to left
>Hole in wall
>Giant Ant walks in and grabs my arm
>"I'm kidnapping you" she says.
>Get "kidnapped" even though I kinda just walk with her willingly.
>Go through hole
>Enter what looks like a convention center or some shit
>Bunch of people there
>See Stephen hawking hitting on Karen from spongebob.
>Giant Ant leads me to a bed in the middle of the room.
>Start making out.
>Things get spicey.
>Oh shit that's right, I almost forgot.
>"We need to be careful," I say, "I don't wanna get arrested."
>"Why would you be arrested, dude?" She asks.
>"Because you're a miner.
>Laugh and fall backwards
>Fall off bed.
>Fall into empty void.
>Wake up.
>MFW I realize dream me fucked up his chance to bang a monster girl for the sake of a shitty pun.

Why am I like this /mgt/?