/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Girls, do I need to cunt punt you?

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>>3577451
fuck off back to /a/

Oh no I didn't.

>>3561394
I agree, get the fuck out.

TENGUMEN

>>2437030
1000 says otherwise

Pic related

I need pictures, Aya. Pictures of Spiderman.

This thread does not completely suck now.

Goddammit you guys

>Aya: slut. Of course.

>>978043
But I don't work for yo- ayayayaya...

You assholes.

66.215.55.98:10800 West Coast US (California)

TAAANGOOO

On second note, don't you dare use mai waifu against me or you'll make me very, very angry.

>>666657
>>666688
And how did you infer that? There's been at least a 24 hour difference in between the character updates.

One per day until Reitaisai nigger. Stop giving me false hopes.

Sage for Hirano.

>It's not really that useful, in my opinion.

You just don't know how to use it!

>>354340

I am not Suzumiya Haruhi so shut the fuck up already!

It has come to my attention that /jp/ has been accusing me of the most reprehensible rumors. I've taken a day off from journalism to put this issue to rest.

1) I am NOT a shameless slut. These are plainly false allegations, true and simple. Any images of me in a compromising pose or situation is clearly doctored. We Tengu adhere to strict moral principles, the least of which admonishes promiscuous behavior. The most flirtatious act I ever usually do is pay Momizi compliments for her beautiful silky white hair and her cute wolf ears and tail.

2) I do NOT have any sexual relations with ZUN. I was the star of Shoot the Bullet because it is a danmaku photography game, and I am photojournalist. However, I and ZUN (along with Suika) do enjoy drinking together on Friday nights at the local bar.

3) The most strangest rumor of all, I do NOT bear any resemblance to the fictitious human character “Haruhi Suziyama” from the anime “The Melancholy of Hahuri Suziyama”.

4) It has been a concern that there have been pictures of me circulating “leaking piss,” the most disturbing that which involves the Yama ripping my wings off while I appear to soil myself. This is another yet reprehensible allegation brought about by doctored images, none of which is true.

5) Finally, I do NOT take compromising pictures of other inhabitants of Gensokyo. Bunbunmaru News has always been about upholding the truth, and turning it into a lewd gossip paper would surely stain its reputation.

I hope this will clear up any further rumors and allegations. If you have any questions or comments, or would like to submit a column or news idea, please email me.

Thank you for your time.

Humble Tengu Reporter,
射命丸　文
Aya Shameimaru

It has come to my attention that /jp/ has been accusing me of the most reprehensible rumors. I've taken a day off from journalism to put this issue to rest.

1) I am NOT a shameless slut. These are plainly false allegations, true and simple. Any images of me in a compromising pose or situation is clearly doctored. We Tengu adhere to strict moral principles, the least of which admonishes promiscuous behavior. The most flirtatious act I ever usually do is pay Momizi compliments for her beautiful silky white hair and her cute wolf ears and tail.

2) I do NOT have any sexual relations with ZUN. I was the star of Shoot the Bullet because it is a danmaku photography game, and I am photojournalist. However, I and ZUN (along with Suika) do enjoy drinking together on Friday nights at the local bar.

3) The most strangest rumor of all, I do NOT bear any resemblance to the fictitious human character “Haruhi Suziyama” from the anime “The Melancholy of Hahuri Suziyama”.

4) It has been a concern that there have been pictures of me circulating “leaking piss,” the most disturbing that which involves the Yama ripping my wings off while I appear to soil myself. This is another yet reprehensible allegation brought about by doctored images, none of which is true.

5) Finally, I do NOT take compromising pictures of other inhabitants of Gensokyo. Bunbunmaru News has always been about upholding the truth, and turning it into a lewd gossip paper would surely stain its reputation.

I hope this will clear up any further rumors and allegations. If you have any questions or comments, or would like to submit a column or news idea, please email me.

Thank you for your time.

Humble Tengu Reporter,
射命丸　文
Aya Shameimaru