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>>1065308
The translated version is in a thread somewhere.

Here's the story.

Three men are chasing an extremely rare Mokotan through the bamboo thicket. They can recover from almost any injury, and it's said that eating one will extend your lifespan by 3 years. They corner it, but Mokou appears and drives them away. Mokotan wants to take it easy with Mokou in return, but Mokou explains that she wants to experiment with another immortal to find out which ways of killing are the most painful, for use against Kaguya. So after a while she asks "Which was the most painfu, getting bathed in ol and set on fire, getting impaled with bamboo sticks, or getting crushed?" "All of them hurt!!! ;_;" In the end, it decides that burning is the most painful. It then asks for permission to leave, but Mokou has other plans, such as pulling out its insides through its eye sockets, cutting off the top and removing its filling, and other things. After half a day, Mokotan had suffered permanent psychological damage.