/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do I ward off female knights trying to rescue me from my wife?

>Be prince
>Elope with dragon
>Everyone thinks she kidnapped me
>Almost nobody tries to save me
>Besides the odd adventurer trying to make a name for himself
>But there's plenty of single monsters on the mountain we live that take care of them
>Must be because I'm not a virgin princess
>Months later and I've finally settled in with my dragon waifu
>Didn't trust me at first and thought I just wanted to steal her treasure
>Proved that wrong quickly
>She trusts me enough to leave me alone while she goes to get food
>Watching zipangu romance dramas
>Ryu just walked in on her brother and shirohebi childhood friend doing it
>Suddenly female hero bursts in declaring she'll rescue me
>Try to come up with some bullshit that the dragon will be back any second
>Doesn't listen to me and just drags me out of the cave and down the mountain
>Can't really fight back cause she's the one with the sword
>Dragon waifu finds up and easily wipes the floor with the hero
>Flies me back to the cave and angrily hugs me while we sit on her hoard
>Doesn't blame me for what happened
>Blames herself and promises to never let me go
>Don't mind the cuddling
>But she doesn't like the shows I watch, she only watches educational television