/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You are definitely going to die, no matter what.

One day, my friend, you'll wake up and see Yukari's eyes staring back into your own, and feel her bony hands clenching around your heart.

So, enjoy those noodles.

>>7073335

She IS the Bitch Overqueen, what's there to get?

>>7010064

I can see them from the floor too!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Well, /jp? Aren't you going to give Auntie Yukari a kiss?

Late at night, when the only light in your room comes from your monitor displaying /jp/, Yukari gaps out of your closet to come visit you. She likes finding out what you're up to, so she will float up behind you, but don't look back, she hates that. And don't jump if you feel bony fingers caressing your arm, it upsets her terribly.

types. metz

And we'll watch a movie with lots of skeletons in it.

>>5593166

I should bloody well hope not.

>>5334749

And then there are the things in Gensokyo that nothing can protect you from.

If, in the dark of night, you happen to feel bony hands closing around your arms, and smell the scent of perfume, try not to panic.

Yukari hates that.

The soul of a hag

>>5263567

>skeletons

Late at night, when it's quite dark, Yukari comes out of your closet to say hello.

If you're sitting at your computer, posting away at /jp/, don't jump if you feel cool, bony hands caressing your neck, and smell the crisp fragrance of flowers in the air.

At night, Yukari comes to visit naughty little boys and girls.

>>4753279

Guess who gaps out of your closet at night.

If you're a good little boy or girl, Yukari gaps out of your closet late at night.

A friendly old soul with a penchant for jokes.

Her favorite is gapping into someone's bedroom when it's dark, usually from the closet.

>>4195578

Well, what DID you think Touhous do between battles and tea-drinking? Pray and sweep?

>>4166563

Only true keepers of the faith may enter.

Retreating into a fantasy world and claiming that characters from it are real and love you with all their heart happens to be a singularly poor way of handling one's social anxiety and depression.

Even as a recreational drug user I wouldn't go quite that far into the mouth of madness and delusion.

However, it's not a new method - the Christians have been doing this with their Invisible Bearded Sky Wizard for a while. He's like their waifu.

>Why do I wish she'd just come out of a gap and hug me?

>Bony hands closing around your shoulders

!!!

OH GOD MY HEART

OH....god.....noooo.....

>>3791208

Yukari actually DOES look like this.