/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20699756
>raping the shark
Shipgirls are monster with no shame.

>>10888042
That's terrible.
I'm going to do a study abroad program with my college next year in Japan. I recently told my mom about it and she immediately goes and posts something in Chinese, not Japanese, on my facebook to try and impress me or something.
It was pretty stupid. I apologize for having a facebook.

>Primary school last day
>Everyone is getting their shirts signed
>Ask some people to sign mine
>Some do, others just say 'later'
>Jermaine said ok and drew a large penis on my back in black pen on my white uniform
>Walk home without knowing
>Arrive at home, mother asking how my day went bla bla bla I turn to walk away and she yells "WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR BACK"
>Mother is jehovah's witness
>Get in trouble and forced to read revelations

Basic features

The most basic feature is the integrated bidet, a nozzle the size of a pencil that comes out from underneath the toilet seat and squirts water. It has two settings: one for washing the anus and one for the bidet.[1][4] The former is called posterior wash, general use, or family cleaning, and the latter is known as feminine cleaning, feminine wash or simply bidet. At no point does the nozzle actually touch the body of the user. The nozzle is also self-cleaning and cleans itself before and after operation. The user can select to wash the anus or vulva by pressing the corresponding button on the control panel. Usually the same nozzle is used for both operations, but at a different position of the nozzle head, and using different openings in the nozzle to squirt water at a different angle to aim for the correct spot. Occasionally, two nozzles are used, each dedicated for one area. The control logic is also attached to a pressure switch or a proximity sensor in the toilet seat, and operates only when the seat is occupied. The very first models did not include this automatic switch-off. A number of curious users pressed the button while watching the toilet to see its mode of operation, and promptly received a jet of warm water in their faces.

>Ass or pussy cleaner with toggling function
>Implying correct positioning is a must when shitting and pissing
>Jets of warm toilet water to the face
>Foreigner's face when always wary of toilets after their first encounter

>>7768148
>Trying to bride us

I would do no such thing

your next

/a/ here.

Sorry for the trouble, some faggot mod is attention whoring.

I know theres only about 30 of you that use this board so please just wait it out.