/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7666578
I thought I was the only one with this problem, honestly it doesn't matter though since I found I'm way better with a keyboard. Is there anyfix to the deadzone though?

>>7452405
What happened, /jp/? It seems like none of you can take it easy any more.

In this thread we try explain why Gensokyo is better than this world!
OK?

MIKO Suika is BEST Suika.

Cutest miko.

Miko Miko Suika.

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

is she giant or is Marisa just really far away?

Hakurei shrine is the place to be. I'd love to have an oni live at my house, especially one like Suika. I hope she drinks cheap drinks because I have no money for the expensive stuff.

>>2390684

according to that Suika x Mystia doujin her pee tastes like beer.

>>2181468

I knew you'd make the right decision! Feel good content will now commence!

giant suika thread?

>>1813956
Miko is better

>>1803445

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