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>Dragon unwinding after a long day of wiping raids
>Goes to her favorite bar
>Wants to have a quiet drink but someone joins her
>It’s her Queen, Deonora
>And she’s clearly plastered off her ass
>Cries that she’ll never find a man and whines about her royal duties
>Dragon doesn’t want to listen to another one of her Queen’s drunken rants but doesn’t want to seem rude
>Then (you) walk in
>Dragon writes on a napkin and tosses it at you
>”Please hit on our Queen so she’ll stop crying”
>Of course you could also hit on the dragon who wrote the note and make Deonora cry harder if you’re evil
What do (you) do?

There goes another year and it was really a mixed bag, plenty of shit, but there was good stuff happening too. Good luck, you fuckers, may Year of the Dragon treat us all better.

They don’t want you to know this but the dragons in any Dragonia bar are free, you can just take them home. I have 2 dragons

>>43926730
Hags

>>42219597
Weird, that Deonora picture isn't recent, so I thought it's already been in the galleries for a long time.

>>42177459
I hate jews

what are they talking about ??

Oh no, the queen is harassing the innocent dragons with ">tfw no bf" ramblings again

>>39546555
Dragon autism amplified by her high social status. Big Mama doesn't have this problem.

>>38976754
It's comfy, but if I had a wife like that, I'd hope our kids wouldn't turn out like us.
>>38976803
Probably vanilla Dragons, they're haughty as hell and happens often enough that >>38976814 are notable to get their own encyclopedia profile. Contrary to thread memes, there's probably very few Jabberwock christmas cakes because of their nature.

>>38180009
What Deonora likes to eat?

>>37764997
She bothers other dragons by forcing them to listen to her old hag spinster whining