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Feel like hitting up the local amusement park but are afraid of feeling all alone in a crowd of people? Consider Greenworms! The amusement park is a great place to bring a Greenworm because it has all of their favorite things in one place - good food, fun experiences without having to do to much, and most importantly, a good friend!

Greenworms actually adore amusement park food. They typically have plenty of options that are meat-free and taste good, which are the two real priorities that come with Greenworm food choice. I'm sure your Greenworm will adore a nice sweet funnel cake or two as the two of you enjoy your time together at the park! Along with the food being ideal, the rides themselves are fairly attractive to many Greenworms as well. They can experience the exhilarating thrill of moving at high speeds and doing death-defying twists and turns, which they typically are incapable of doing due to their body restrictions. With the increase in Sabbath prevalence in the world, worrying about her not passing height restrictions is no longer a problem, as many parks allow shorter mamono in as long as they're accompanied by a man. This means that you and your Greenworm can experience any ride in the park that you wish without having fear of being turned away! More of the scared type when it comes to ride? Don't sweat it! Greenworms make excellent comfort buddies, which you can gently squeeze if you feel anxious. Their huggable bodies will relieve you of your fear in no time!

Recently, I thought about heading out to the amusement park, so after asking my Greenworm if she wanted to go, we headed over to JinkoLand, the brand-new park built right outside the city. The park itself was manned by countless Jinkos, which makes sense considering the name of the park, who all provided great service to the park customers. If one wanted, he could be personally carried around on one of the staff's shoulders, so as to not pass out from heat exhaustion or fatigue. I declined of course, because I had planned on traversing the park with my beloved Greenworm clinging to my back. After riding some of the more low-stakes rides like the Hatter Teacups, we decided to go all in on the biggest roller coaster the park had to offer - Mount Jinko. During the almost endless ascent up, my Greenworm started to look increasingly nervous about the ride, so I decided to put my arm around her and hold her close. I told her that the ride was well built by some very built Jinkos who know what they're doing, so it was all going to be safe. Even I wasn't prepared for the whoosh that followed, with the coaster being so intense that it knocked my breath away. Afterwards, we managed to stumble over to the food area to have some refreshments. You should have seen the look on the Jinko cook's face when I ordered 7 funnel cakes just for my Greenworm alone!

After eating and doing a few more attractions, we decided to do one more ride - the Sahuagin Rapids Log Ride. The two of us loaded into a log and off we went through a long stream of water, occasionally getting sprayed by Sahuagins with water cannons as we rushed along. Afterwards we sat at the bench outside the ride completely soaked laughing from the fun we just had. I looked over at my Greenworm with her damp hair, water still dripping off her chin onto the pavement below. She was slowly breathing from her mouth with a few drops of water resting ever so slightly on her lips. I instinctively took her in my arms and held her close. She didn't say anything, while I mentioned that I just wanted to hang on to this memory for a little bit longer. We then somewhat awkwardly detached and decided to head on home after taking a complementary picture with the JinkoLand sign while being carried by a big strong Jinko, which they use for advertisement purposes.

The experience of going to the amusement park is one I won't soon forget, especially because I got to spend the day with my cute and precious little Greenworm. I believe that you too will cherish the memories of your cute Greenworm's face after having such a fine time. So what are you waiting for? Why don't you go to the amusement park with your Greenworm right away!