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>>12632895
>Cool. I'll make you happy this time.
She pulls up to your house 15 minutes late this time, metal at a moderate volume.
You reach for the car door when you notice someone's seated in back. An amazoness.
>Huh? Oh, Wanda.
The woman nods slowly.
>Yeah, she got the tickets and needed a ride. Can't let the woman take her bike, can I? Not in this weather. Wouldn't be the honest thing to do. Well, hop in.
As per usual you spend 90% of the ride listening to oni girlfriend talk. Amazoness in back doesn't say anything for the whole ride, you wonder if oni girlfriend forgot about her.
>So the fucker's just sitting there, and I'm like, you know we don't make shoes for lizardman. And the scaletard is just staring at me, like, duuuh. Funny times man.
>Oh look, we're here.
Some kind of warehouse in the bad side of town.
>Shit, I am so fucking psyched. Are you fucking psyched Wanda?
Wanda nods.
>Alright. Help the gentleman out of the car, will ya Wanda? I'll go get the stuff.
Oni girlfriend walks off. You follow Wanda inside.
It looks like some kind of a fucking wrestling match. And she knows you hate this kind of shit. Well, apparently these seats were expensive, so...
>Sit.
First word Wanda said all night. You comply.
Seats are so close to the mats, this must be a VIP spot or something.
>Your girlfriend. She's good woman. Do very much for you.
Ok.
>Loves you very much.
I see.
20 minutes later, lights are dimming and oni gf's nowhere to be found. You note that you're probably the only man in the building, besides the old guy checked in your jacket when you walked in.
Smoke screen comes on, some MG's voice going over the speakers:
>AND TONIGHT'S MAIN ATTRACTION, THE LIGHTNING UP-AND-COMER WHO'S TAKING THE WORLD OF FREEFORM WRESTLING BY STORM...
Oni GF walks out. She's flexing hard and strutting around the mat.
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>THIS ONE'S FOR YOU BABE, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PROUD
She points you out in the crowd, a couple of ogres turn to smirk at you.

>>12543489
Nah.