/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hi /jp/
After 10 days of playing Touhou,
I must say graze is pointless in this game although it makes cool noise.
It's useless since you can finish the game without grazing at all.

This thread is /b/ plus /r9k/.

Who's up for a Cirno hijack?

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>3707927 herf derf, let me try an unfunny /b/ style joke on /jp/ because I'm feeling bored. Wait a second, could this thread be dangerous to the culture and reputation of /jp/? Nah, one more shitpost wont hurt.

Wow, it really is true about /jp/. It goes without saying we as a userbase are much more experienced than most of the other boards' userbases. Sadly, instead of using our experience to post better, we use it to troll/shitpost harder.

In the future, through the power of medical nanotechnology and molecular engineering, it will be possible to completely transform yourself into a three foot tall loli with blue hair.

How does this make you feel /jp/?

>>3182075

Fuck you ;_;

Hey /jp/, im not really into anime, but I love the artstyle. I have happened to come across a picture of a character named Cirno, who I've fallen for.

One of her tags was touhou. I've heard alot about touhou, but what exactly is it? A game, a show? and what is her role in the series?

今日は遊び日和

Oh yeah, the sky! Well, you see, rainbows are created when light shines through water. And there is water everywhere in the air - where do you think all of my ice comes from? So when the light goes through all this water, you get cool rainbows. "But wait!" you say. "The sky isn't rainbow colored at all. It's blue!" And you are right, of course. This is where Alice comes in (see, there was a reason that I told you that story). She often calls herself the seven colored puppeteer, but where does she get all of those colors from? Even that annoying shrine maiden Reimu gets only two and she keeps claiming to have saved the world or some such crap. Now let's review the information we know: Alice needs all of those seven colors to keep her title and reputation; rainbows contain seven colors; Reimu is good at manipulating boundaries and borders. The answer is clear! Alice herself is blue, and therefore needs six more colors to complete her dignity. She gets these colors by having Reimu manipulate the rainbow boundaries to steal them and give them to her! Since Alice doesn't need blue, she leaves this behind, to leave a blue colored sky everywhere.

Of course, eye, figured this out long ago, and eye knew then that this was a dasteredly plot masterminded for Reimu's nefarious schemes to get donations. Eye'd go put an end to this sinister plot myself, but eye like the color blue. It goes well with my hair and my dress. And it's pretty. And pretty things can't be that bad. But I'm on to her. She's not getting any of my money in her donation box!