/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21683591
Boobs, boob-based communication, plus laid-back demeanor.

Also cute moo sounds.

>Holstaurus gf moves in with you
>Sees you drinking pasturized milk
>See she gets visibly upset
>She asks you how long you've been drinking another cow's milk
>You tell her all your life
>She looks absolutely heartbroken and runs into the bathroom crying
>Spend the rest of the day explaining to her that the milk is just from regular cows
>This causes her to cry even harder about how a mere animal is better than her
>Coax her out by taunting her into showing you why her milk is better
>It works and she tackles you onto the floor while removing her top

>Take your Weresheep childhood friend to your room to play video games
>She lays on your bed and remarks how comfy it is
>You tell her your mom's cousin runs a sheep farm and sent you some wool
>You mom even sewed and knitted everything herself
>Weresheep looks legitimately worried and asks you how long you've been sleeping on it
>Since you were a child at least
>She sits up and suddenly goes downstairs to you both some snacks
>She comes back with whole cup of vinegar and suddenly trips over nothing spilling it all over your bed ruining it
>Acts surprised as you are and insists on cleaning it right away takes the sheets off your bed and into the washer
>Comes back smelling like gasoline and ash with completely new synthetic sheets
>Tells you there was an accident and she'll make it up to until then these'll have to do
>Months later of sleeping on uncozy sheets and your Weresheep childhood friend comes back wearing a big hoodie with a new set of bedding
>Offers to help you set it up, when it's done she takes off the hoodie showing she used her own wool for it
>Tackles you onto the bed and helps you break them in

>Centaur waifu learns that you used to ride horses
>She now acts extremely cold now and asks you why you never mentioned it before
>Tells you how she thought she took your riding virginity
>But now that she realizes that some stupid animal took before she did, she feels like a Bicorn
>Wont let you ride on her back and just tells you to get on some stupid horse's back instead
>After a week of not being able to ride her and noticing she's been gaining weight from lazing around you take matters into your own hand
>Go to the old ranch you works and borrow a horse spend the day riding on her
>You made sure the windows were open to so your waifu would hear you
>She eventually comes barreling outside angry about how you could be riding some dumb animal instead of her
>Tells you to get on her back and if you want a ride that desperately
>After that you make sure to ride her all night as well

>>20834408
Very true. I too, appreciate the merits of delicious fat cowtits.

>>19481881
Complete with built-in drink machine

>>19310364
Can I have a cuddlecow instead?

>So you're the new farmhand huh? Ain't you just the cutest? Let me show you around, partner~

>>17904822
I'd push a cow straight to the edge on milking abstinence. Not to the point that she becomes a rape cow, though; Just to the tipping point before that. To the point that her chest is engorged, her shirt is straining, and she's positively leaking. I want her to start cumming almost immediately after I start and not stop until she's completely drained. And halfway through, when her body's writhing in my grip and her panties are soaked through, I slide inside her from behind and bounce her on my cock without stopping the milking until both of us are empty.

>>17879012
M-more please

>>17713769
Is it possible to make a holstaur too happy? She looks really spoiled.