/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I did it... TODAY... I will reach the next step of the JAV evolutiiiooooooon!
Also fucking hell, I almost got caught with it.
>My dad is a mid 50s ex-soviet boomer who literally does not understand the concept of package privacy
>When I was younger he just straight up opened all my shit
>Nowadays he's still really annoying with it, whenever I open something he just HAS to be there and take it from my hands to check it out
>He comes to visit today, whatever
>*ding dong*
>Nice, my package arrived!
>Oh no, my package arrived while HE is here...
>Who is it?
>Oh, I just ordered something
>He LITERALLY said "Ohoho, nice, let's all wait here and see what he ordered!" almost like he is saying that to intentionally piss me off
>I kinda get angry at how shameless and annoying this is, remind you, this is not the first time he's put his nose where it doesn't belong, he's been doing this shit for decades
>Only issue is, this package contains two onaholes, I can't just show that shit to him or my mom with who I'm living
>I bring it back up
>"What is it?"
>Think to myself "Man, fuck you" but answer it's just some headphones I ordered
>Ok show me
>Nah, it's just some headphones
>I try to just ignore him and go to my room
>This dude is fucking following me, telling me to show him
>Fucking hell, now what
>Mom tells him from the other room "Just leave him be"
>He lets it go
Thanks mom.
Let's see what all this is about, the anons here only had positive things to say about it, I got some really promising JAV to watch too. Excited for this night.