/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A TOAST TO /jp/ CULTURE

>>23681122
どうも

>>14598766
No, but i see that you can't handle the banter and go for the "autism" response when you have nothing to say. Good for you anon!

How can I prove that I'm an otaku to other otaku without seeming like some kind of poser

>>13383237
I like this album.

Remember the eternal saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

Can someone post this guy?

what's wrong with the packlist at rawdistro? I requested uchuu kyoudai from the rawmanga bot, but it gave me some totally unrelated manga instead
i might actually have to read real books if I can't get muh raw manga

Cell phone novel: “Boom! A boom turned me around”

Light novel: “There was a violent explosion to my rear. I figured this would be another pain in the butt, and thoughts like ‘It’s probably going to make me skip lunch.’ swirled in my head as I turned around.”

Yuusuke Yamada: “There was the sound of a big explosion. I was surprised at the shock. I turned around.”

Ryoutaro Shiba: “There was an explosion. Getting off topic, but did you know that the first time fireworks were used as a weapon in Japan was around the time of the Mongol Invasion?”

Hiryohiko Araki: “There was an explosion behind meeeeeee! I stopped! And I turned around at the same time! And the blast hit me!”

Ryukishi07: “BOoOoOoMM! There was a big explosion behind me…! I noticed the conditions of my surroundings… Before my brain could react, I took action…!! Immediately, I turned around to look behind me…!”

Ryuu Murakami: “There was an explosion behind me. A black cat ran away, a beggar woman vomitted, the excrement collecting at her feet. And then I stepped on the tomato as hard as I could, and turned around.”

Kinoko Nasu: “Suddenly, the sound of an explosion rang out behind me. If my normal speed was a gale of wind, my sudden turn was a lightning bolt, as I spun to face the noise!”

Mari Yaguchi: “I loved to play Bomberman when I was a kid, so when I heard an explosion, I turned to see. I thought maybe it was a stunt by the world’s biggest Bomberman fan.”

Natsuhiko Kyogoku: “A thunderous noise shook the ground. …Was it an explosion? If you were to ask me, it was about as plain as tea without the leaves. …That’s why I replied. With a ‘What?’ A bell, that is, a wind chime, was singing somewhere else.”

Sho Ikegami: “Now, I’m sure everyone is wondering what this explosion was. That’s why I’ve prepared a diagram. Please look behind you.”

Indeed, I try too hard sometimes, I think it's time to leave /jp/ once for all, forget about imageboards and evolve into the next level.

excuse me may i pass through here