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The Yakumos are the only faction that is like a real family.

If you all don't agree the Yakumos are the best touhou faction, I don't know what you're doing with your life I really don't.

No more?

Zun refuses to make a touhou anime, but he OKs the creation of a set of educational after-school specials starring touhous.

One series is called "Yakumo Family Corner", where the Yakumos teach young teens about their changing bodies and how to cope with their changing selves.

"R-Ran-shama...I feel all weird in my tummy and there's blood coming out of me. I think I need to go to a doctor."

"Now, now, Chen. What you are feeling is a magical and wonderful part of growing up."

*Ran puts on her glasses, pulls down a whiteboard and grabs a pointing stick and rolls a projector teaching Chen and the audience about the female reproductive system and periods, and then there's a closeup shot of Ran inserting a tampon for Chen as a demonstration while Ran bleeds all over the place from her nose*

"Ran-shama! It looks like your nostrils need a tampon too!"

*Ran looks at the audience, shrugs, and makes a funny face while canned audience-clapping rolls and the camera fades out and credits roll*

What are some other ideas? Maybe someone could draw them.

Which Yakumo is the sexiest?

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