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>>24171077
Those poor snakes wouldn't survive a night in Winterstown

>>23914497
The Pharaoh's curse strikes again! Or maybe it's the Ice Queen cultural exchange girl coming to town

>>23453939
>>23454394
>>23453944
Be sure to include space heaters, sweaters, blankets and pillows as part of the summoning ritual. Hot chocolate is an optional sacrifice.

>>23454397
This, but it's a pillow fight!

>>23406561
Some are weak to cold, though. Do your duty and contribute your body heat energy to the adorable ancient evil!

>>23206105
>I require your warmth, slave. Rub my tail!
>...a-a bit lower.
Never wish upon the monkey's paw.

>>21520710
She'll need extra attention in Winterstown!

>>21499362
>>21499315
You need only give her your body warmth.

>>20808834
It's true, getting Apophises married is canonically the best way to deal with them.

>live in Wintertown with your Apophis "mistress"
>"I though it would be easy to take over such a small place with no peky Pharaoh to interfere, but I can't do anything in this cursed cold. If I could just get warm this town would be mine to rule! Slave, is the heater even on?"
>casually joke that maybe you should huddle together for warmth, then immediately wonder why you said that in front of a monster girl
>before you can run, she wraps her tail completely around your lower body, then lifts up her sweater
>she stuffs you under her clothes, your face buried between her breasts then wraps a thick blanket around both of you
>"I-I think it's working, Slave. My body f-feels like it's getting hot already."
>she just barely hears your muffled request to let you out
>"Just a few more minutes like this, Slave. Just like this~" she says as she begins to rub her crotch against yours
Remember to help your sneks stay warm and toasty in these hard times for them, preferably with snex.

>>20427696
Be sure you do, the world has gotten a lot colder since she was last awake.

>>20319373

>>20173959
But wait, it gets better.

>>20083979
I imagine my Apophis wife would do that quite a lot in the winter
>"S-Slave, you a-aren't allowed to leave m-my side, do you hear me!"
>she lifts her sweater, pulls you into her bosom, brings it back down, and wraps her blanket and coils around the two of you
Max comfy

>>19847436
Grapesnake not so smug when she needs the snug.

>>19798675
This is why smart Pharaohs just go and get their local Apophis a boyfriend.
Heaven knows she needs someone to keep her out of trouble, for her own good.

>>19699301
How is she alive?

>>19353807
I'd pop her cherry in my mouth.

>>19352263
And snek love you

>>18518077
>>18518093
She's also afraid that this will happen on the honeymoon. She can't stand the cold.

>>18465374
>please grape the cold Ice queen
As cute as it'd be to see one in modified winter wear, I doubt any Apophis in-universe would have the motivation to go to the cold regions.

>>18431735
Well, think of the alternative: if it weren't affected by geography, your reptilian daughterus would suffer in Winterstown!

>tfw no big Apophis to wrap her coils around you and pull you in close while throwing her blankets around the both of you
>"Come here, Anon. You're the only one in this Ra-forsaken desert that can keep me warm...and I'd worry if you caught a cold..."

>tfw weak to cold weather
>wish I had a monster who is also weak to the cold to huddle up next to for warmth

>>18063357
>No hat/earmuffs
>No gloves
>All that tail still dragging through the snow
Yeah, a single sweater isn't saving you, sweetheart.