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>>16533891
What does the fish say ?

Which touhou would cook the best shark food?

Do you support Squidward for Touhou candidacy? I'd like a Squidward Touhou.

>>11231974
forgot pic

>Try to roll your block of ice into the lake

You can't move! You're frozen!

You try to roll around, but end up waiting an hour for the ice to melt. You grab your fairy spit covered special tube.

"Eww..."

Meanwhile a mermaid appears in the lake. Being curious, you decide to stick the tube back in your mouth and jump in the lake and swim towards the mermaid.

"Thank you for distracting the fairy, she attacks us at random, but thanks to your clever wit and heroic deeds, the life of daughter of the Emperor of the Sea, Ryūjin, was saved. He would like to thank you personally and hold an banquet in your honor."

A turtle swims up to the surface, "My name is Genji, and I will be taking you to the dragon palace myself, Urashima Taro."

"My name isn't Urashima Taro..." you hesitantly reply.

[ ] Swim away.

[ ] "Okay!"

[ ] "I-I'd rather not...!"

[ ] Attempt to bite her

[ ] Swim in the lake