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Reasons Patchouli is the best:
Very cute
Purple colors and pajamas are very comfy
It would be very soft to cuddle with her
She's basically a Fumo
She's a very powerful youkai, but not so powerful/hax that she'll attract unwanted attention
Comes with a huge library of magical books; useful for uncovering the mysteries of the universe
We'd both enjoy simply reading together
It would be fun to do naughty stuff in the library while hiding from Koakuma
Koakuma could join in
Comes with safe access to the SDM (and Gensoukyou in general)
Would probably be the most willing to play /v/ together (except the disgusting Hourai NEET)
Dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge, the most elegant and refined of human (or youkai) goals
Big oppai
Good self-hygine, but not a clean freak (proof: Koakuma has to keep the library clean)
Since she stays indoors most of the time, there are lots of new experiences we could have together
She can teach me how to become a Magician, and we can have very long lives together without the eternal suffering of the Hourai
Very cute!