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>>38844352
I relate to her too
We are both very lazy, jewish, and not outright evil but definitely not virtuous either

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>>38016063
Right. Thanks for the elaborations. Now I sort of understand why they appear often in coom art, and I'll also be careful to not be influenced by a modern perception.

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Please God, I want to impregnate Reimu Hakurei so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Reimu is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary dress. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy armpits. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her gohei just to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp Miko uniform. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste her futon but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Reimu Hakurei's shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, Reimu Hakurei. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mother, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Reimu. I'm waiting for you.

I’ll always be waiting for you.

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>>37383818
I really like the atmosphere of this one. Would use it as a wallpaper.

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I wonder from time to time if reimu would actually be the type to want a big family
I usually end up torn between 'she grew up mostly on her own so she might not want any children of hers to' and 'she might not really like physical contact all that much'

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fellas I NEED a 35 year old Reimu wife

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How do we stand against the holonigger invasion?

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Reimu

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>>24541291
I love Reimu.
Just, the Reimu I love is probably not the same as the one you love.

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I really like it when reimu gives those slightly angry eyes

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>>22092795
Because human girls are scary!
This is how they look at you when you make eye contact with them and are not in their period.
You didn't even looked at them directly yet they are always staring at you with utter disappointment, pity, hate, and disgust.

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*stares in gensokyo*

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