/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had a dream the other night that I was tiny and inside Kanako's mouth and she was swishing me around in her mouth and then the tip of her tongue turned into the head of a snake and started talking to me. So her, I guess.

Indeed, I did send out the order for Plan Y, Y for Yatagarasu...yes...yes, I take full responsibility...eh? Oh, no...don't you see, Suwako? The humans...don't you--don't you use Akyu on me. The crow...no, it can't be done, Suwako. She is on her way in and no one can bring her back. For the sake of our shrine and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of the kappas in after her. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Hakurei retaliation. My girl will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop her now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all.