/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>A panicking mouse runs into the lim's warroom
>"y-your limship, b-big news its terrible!"
>"The first waves of humans have been repelled at our bases but just barely! Only the sabbath's wizards have held off the waves with solid barriers!"
>she's just about had enough of this 'war' already but this peaked her interest, maybe now that he rabble affection starved men were held at bay they're actual military would come in and they'd have a fight?
>she couldn't wait to show up her sisters with her martial prowess and show how well she could conquer! she'd have a whole new world as her realm and make her sister cry in jealousy!
>she didn't autistically plan out this invasion for 154 years for nothing after all
>The mouse continued, "b-but the human's have breeched the portals when a hero they call 'Flo-rida man' consumed an ancient elixir they call 'Me-th' before taking an powerful weapon they call 'Jump-cables' and shorted out the barrier!"
>Lim was interested in this supposed hero, this was the stuff of legends after all, the stories she grew up with as a kid!
>"and what of the aftermath?! don't mince your words and tell me how the human hero fared!"
>The mouse girl recoiled but spoke, "This Flo-rida man" engaged with our secret weapon, the raiju corps, wearing nothing but a copper wire that trailed behind him while masturbating... He wound up married to all of them after wrestling them to the ground and having his way with them while everyone cheered..."

>>44277391
Being bald is all about how you wear it, if you spend some time making sure your skin looks nice, your hair is groom, you're showered, and at a good weight you'll not only feel confident but look good as well. I don't know what happened to your health, you have my empathy, but you need to get your mind of this negative space. Don't be pic related

>>43501642

Here's a story about a Lilim who was just a little bit too impatient.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46770415
I don't know what I was thinking.