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It's kiki time.

>>37824830
>be Anon
>have a Kiki maido who is always cleaning
>always sweeping the house spotless with her broom whenever Anon comes home
>Anon is concerned for her welfare and asks if theres anything else she can do to be happy
>Kiki smiles and says shes happy with her broom sweeping and serving her Anon
>one afternoon Anon comes home unexpectedly
>Kiki is lying on the kitchen table, skirts up, 'using' her broom to make herself happy, moaning 'Anon, Anon, Anon'
>wut du?

>My job? Toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.

One of the Kikimora in Exet's game just ended a sentence with a "woof."

My day has been made.

>>21758829
But honestly, all of them would help the latter part.

>>20840048
>In this manner, this insignia is a manifestation of the desire to dominate a man, but it's mainly preferred by those with a severely intense desire to serve, and tolerance, including “demons,” “kikimora” who belong to the radical faction, etc. rather than monsters with sadistic tendencies who prefer to dominate men by violating them and forcing them into submission with pleasure.

Would kikimora's hate microwaves?

>>17445709
Putting this back on track, what is the female version of Jeeves?

Re-posting due to archive
MG roulette: Kikimora
https://pastebin.com/YqgjiuDx
Selene story is coming next, followed by burning edge.

I would like to have a family meal with my arents provided by my kikimora

I will ______ my maid today!

>>14301284
>tfw they could actually fit, the talons are just high heels

Daily reminder to headpat your Kikis, because they are olev.

This thread needs more true waifus!

This thread needs a good cleaning.

>>13636847
>>13636847
>You step outside your ship for the first time since the crash
>Some sort of disrupting wave had crashed your systems after coming too close to the surface just to check it out
>Now after running out of nutripaste and using up your last synthetic underwear you were already willing to die just to get out and see the sky
>Vapor rises as the hatch slowly glides open and reveals the exterior planet.
>You had expected bare earth and black skies to greet you before you choked
>In the best case you would have welcomed a forest of alien creatures and a breathable atmosphere
>But you had never imagined this.
>Your ship crashed on a paved road with magnificent mansions on either side
>In fact, it seems that there are only mansions and apartments covering the surface of this planet.
>You step up to the first door and knock lightly, before your hand meets the door a second time it opens
>A maid, shorter than you by a few feet and with a warm welcoming smile. You would have thought she was human if not for the feathery tail happily swinging at your presence.
>"Master?!" Her eyes fill with tears as her arms wrap around your torso. You don't know how to react other than accepting her hug and hoping she can tell you about the planet
>"Master?" You swivel your head and lock eyes with yet another maid, this one with long black hair. She drops the bag of groceries nestled in her arms and runs toward you at full speed.
>Her hands wrap around your arm and she rubs her cheeks against it like a child desperate for praise.
>"M-M-Master!" A third voice calls out as new maid peers over the fence of an adjacent mansion. She quickly runs over to hug you just as the other two had done.
>"Mastah!" "Ara ara master?" "Mi amo?" "Goshujin-sama?" "Master-kun?!" and a dozen other variations rise from all around you followed by a disturbing shaking of maid feet closing in.
>You realize your fatal mistake as the variety of maids smother you in their warmth and desire to please.

>>13603270
> Kikimora
> Each month is her cleaning with a different tool
> Each month it gets a little bit lewder
> Final pictures is her laying in a bed, beckoning you closer.
> Wait that looks like your be-

>>13549820
>She holds onto your hand the rest of the examination, any attempt to use the stethoscope is met by terrible screaming which forces you to relent, but it soon comes to an end and the doctor retreats to his desk with pen in hand

>”The scars are old, how old? Childhood old. Some of them are about as old as herself.” He sighs deeply while writing a second page of scribbles. “That knee? Yeah it’ll be fine as long as she doesn’t stand on it too long.”

>She smiles when he says this. “Would it be alright to work on it?” Her hands come together like a appeal while waiting for answer.

>”I don’t recommend it, but walkings fine with care.” He jots down a list of things before turning to you. “I wouldn’t worry about the scarring, and I won’t report it given their age, but tread carefully Anon.” He stands and lays a hand on your shoulder.

>”My wife’s a Will o Wisp. She cried for two days when I told her that I was afraid of dying. What I mean by that is that devotion is just another facet of insanity, especially in the case of monstergirls.”

>You nod trying to digest his words before helping the kikimora place her clothes on once more. She smiles with relief as her scars are hidden once more beneath the giant sweater.

>When the two of you exit the clinic the sun has moved quite a bit from when you entered. It’s not quite late, but it won’t be long now.

>”Does master have any other plans for the day?” She rubs her hair on your shoulder and smiles. Her entire attitude has improved magnificently since you exited the clinic.

>Your stomach’s empty and you’re guessing she’s sucking it up and refusing to mention her own hunger. Besides that you also have to get her out of those clothes that make her look way too tomboyish.

What do you do?

>>13543664
>You're walking down the street when you see her
>Her maid outfit is ragged and torn, patched up with other fabrics just to keep it together
>Her skin is covered in filth and replete with old scars that healed incorrectly
>Just as you pass in front of her your eyes meet, in that instant you see her eyes light up and she turns to follow you
>"S-Sir! Would you perhaps have need of a cleaning service?" She extends a dainty hand, but you try to ignore her and walk away.
>She doesn't let that dissuade her, the clacking and clicking of her scaly heels follow after you as she stutters more offers for help.
>"I-I don't eat much and I rarely sleep, sir please wait just a moment." She reaches out and grabs your sleeve which finally forces you to stop and face her
>"Do you like maids? I can dress up for you if it would be to your liking sir. I just want a place to stay." Her hands purse together like a prayer as her eyes begin to fill with tears
>"I'm sorry I don't really need anyone fo-" You step away only to have her hold your hand in her own. The filth causes you to violently pull away which in turn causes her to trip and fall
>"Ahh." She cries out as her ankle twists unnaturally, but instead of grabbing her leg she turns back to you immediately.
>"Did I annoy you master? Do you mind if I call you that?" She reaches forward with her hand once more and takes a hold of the seams of your pants
>"Just once. Please just let me try once master. Please don't leave me too. I don't want to be alone anymore." Her pleas begin to break up as sobs force their way through.
>Something like pity stirs in your stomach as she desperately grabs a hold of your leg and rubs her filthy hair against it with the devotion of a religious fanatic.
>"I'll do anything for you, master. Do you not like maids? That's fine too! I'll be anything for you if you just give me the chance. P-Please give me the chance." Tears splash against the floor after coating her cheeks.

What would you do?

>>13156429
>>13156430
>>13156435

http://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

Please note that I just copied and pasted this from my notepad, and it was orginnally typed with 4chan word limit and green text in mind. I added some numbers to separate the posts. If I have time, i'll go back and format it into something more readable.

Inside the evil section of MGC (All MGCs have one, don't ask why) the mad scientist laughed manically as he finished his latest mastermind project!, one that would bring the city to its knees and will get him remembered for ever!

He releases his invention and they suddenly turn on him shredding him into tiny bit, and then meticulously clean it up afterwards removing any traces of his existence.

Yes, the dreaded self aware roomba machine 1 through 12!

They go forth into the city and kill they find and then clean up the bodies afterwards...

But alas 1 hero stands tall!
The one who will save this great city!
A great huntress of great skill, defender of all those who would defile!
Truely the Kikimora of Kikimoras!

Cut to a scene of a classily dressed kikimora posing with a handmade broom!

This weekend at your local theater ....

<she changes the channel>

Hey if I buy a latex maid out fit for my Kikimora, does this maker her a rubbermaid?

Will Kikimora's be mad if their master gets an official wife?