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>>24914112
They can do the protecting too.

>>23088664
Big girls protecting short guys.

>>22246505
Excellent, archaic speech is cute!

Cool Ochi.

>>18087232
On the outside:
>”Very well. I shall teach you to the best of my ability, dear lord.”
On the inside:
>”KYAAAAA! ARUJI-DONO IS SO COOL! HE’S GOING TO BE THE BEST SWORDSMAN EVER!”

Remember, she's not a real Ochi unless she uses "De Gozaru"

>Go to a mamono dating agency
>Tell the Inari recepcionist that you want a waifu willing to have protected sex
>She raise an eyebrow
>Aware of how offensive birth control is to mgs, you are afraid you fucked up
>"Protected..... sex?" She asks with a confused face
>"Oh! Aw, thats such a cute way of saying it! Of course! Please wait in the room over there."
>You are confused, surprised and relieved she was so agreeable.
>"Security!" You hear the Inari shout
>Crap! She got offended and is going to have you beaten!
>You hear some voices and then steps that get nearer and nearer
>The door begins to open
>You are scared as shit
>An Ochimusha, Hellhound, Jinko, Dragon and Oni step in. All of them tall, muscular with solid abs. Wearing nothing but shorts and a black top that has "security" written on it.
>They all look at you intensely
>You prepare yourself for the trashing
>"He is mine! I will make him feel protected while having sex! The wife must be me!" says the Dragon
>"No, I will! Hellhounds are made for that!"
>All 5 monster girls start bickering as they discuss who is the most suited to give you "protected sex"

What if your titcow Ochi bodyguard suddenly started leaking milk like a Holstaur?

How dom do Ochimusha get when you tease them over and over again but never ask her to have sex and she snaps and rapes you? Whst if you order her to stop the rape?

I want to do this with my Ochi
>Not have sex with her for at least a few days after meeting her
>Tell her to meet come here in 1 hour fully prepared with her sword equiped as I have an extremely important assignment to give her
>She comes
>Receive her in formal Zipangu military uniform (or the closest I can find) to make this feel as formal as possible
>Hand her a sealed envelope with the instructions to not read it until 5 hours pass and not leave the room until she has read it
>Not even to follow or guard me, under the threat that if she does she will have dishonored me
>5 hours pass
>She open it
>"Noble warrior, from the moment you read this, anon is no longer your lord, but a vile criminal that must be captured and dealt with. You are thus ordered to find him, drag him by force if necessary to your room and rape him for 24 hours straight and after that, keep raping him until he asks for your hand in marriage, only then is he to become your lord again. Remember, he is now nothing but your prisoner and you are not to stop even if he ask you to. You are to do with him whatever you want and use him in whatever way you please."
How would she react to this?

What do you do when you see your Ochimusha in a position that shows off her abs?

Bodyguards are for dicking.

Bodyguarda are for dicking.