/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36539928
Nothing, nothing.

>>36518247

>>34608863
Imagine Lambda showing up right in front of you just as you say that, and offering to be your friend. You hang out with her and genuinely have some of the most fun times of your entire life together and make some of the happiest memories imaginable with her before she betrays you, converts you into another worthless plaything/snack, and orgasmically relishes in your misery, telling you that all of those months you spent together were a blink of an eye to her, and she was going to do this to you all along from the very beginning.

I guarantee everyone in this thread will have vivid sexual dreams about their favourite WTC girl.

>>34529068
That's right, you're defective. So why are you wasting your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be out there fixing yourself? Is this really how you want to spend the rest of your life, pathetically running away from your own dreams? Things only get better for those who make a strong decision to improve them. People who sit around staring at the moon and waiting for happiness will never reach it in a hundred years. I guarantee that with certainty.

Learn japanese

>>25889739
Learn japanese anon, your efforts will be rewarded.

>>22313493
>>22313519
Just learn how to draw, it's not that hard. With hard work you can certainly master it.

>>21855091
There's only one solution anon, pick up your pen and start drawing, create your own universe of Umineko lewd and become a witch.

>>18996437
>for the purpose of the narrative
Looks like you forgot to add another keyword here. I said meta narrative.

Certainty is something that I'm scared of. I can't understand it and can't trust it. Maybe if I weren't the sort of person who can't put his trust in anything I wouldn't blogpost on /jp/ about my feelings. 100% is far too big and too freaky of a number for me to handle.
If Lambda were real, she'd find me interesting.

>>18518760

>>17798558
Also another example of an opinion.

>>13870242
Lady Lambdadelta, Witch of Certainty and the Absolute

>>5154574
Probably C cups.