/jp/ - Otaku Culture

dear mum,

sorry i ent wrote in yonks. bin in africa learnin the art of shite from a bloke called jambo. a rite laff he is.
a hope you bin keepin well mum. had a dream last nite i was back ome wit you an little alfie and none a me undies were skidded, not one pair. we ad a great big turkey dinner and spent crimbo watchin ome alone 3. love that one i do.

cant write much more mum, jambo tinks am doin voodoo or summat.
miss you loads mum. me next shite's for you.

love,
shite poster

What is this, a thread for ants?

>mfw turd impact

er ma god jerpee

Remember when being Trevor meant something?

would you ever feck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmcMN7i2Chg

/jp/ if I was your little weeaboo sex slave would you treat me right?

Which distro does /jp/ use?

thought it'd be nice to have a wee google docs file, ma

thought we could all get along an make friends

worked out alright t'first few hours. turns out janny boyo caught wind of it eventually and sent his spanish troops for /sp/. proper went out my nut at his cheek so i did.

still, met some good lads in amongst it all.
one in particular ive got a good feeling in me shitter about...

brighter days ahead, ma.
brighter days ahead.

lots of love

bunbunmaru is for fag.
Im serious.
Tru/jp/ guy will never go to this fucking stupid site.
I tried be friend with you guy. What happen?
You didnt understand my power level.
Indeed. Guess what happen?
Im fucking start war with your stupid board.
Your last thread is in 2009. LMAO!!!
/jp/ is thrive every day.
Your thread is fuking normalfag "my gf" or "my western movie" thread.
Guess what?
/jp/ is beautiful otaku guy forever.
We're here forever.
Don't forget it.
Bunbunmaru can suck a fat dick.

awrite ma,

jumped onnae computer ismornin tae post shite afore ma brekky
fucksake man, thought a wis hivin a shitemare like.
jp wis covered in at much shite a cudnae tell hieds or tails ae it. never seen jp in at kina state afore.
tried postin some shite bit it got mixed up wae so much other shite it didnae even look like mine anymare.

tell ye wit ma, if it wisnae fur janny boy sittin oan is tadger aw day a widnae be in is mess. thurs kids in africa in better conditions man.

so i'm goin oan strike ma.
ma shite, ma rights n aw at.

mibbes even get oan ae telly.

love,

shite poster

dear mum,

hopped on me computer this morn to post shite before me brekky.
bloody ell, i thought i musta bin avin a shitemare.
jp was covered in so much shite i couldnt tell head nor tail of im. ent never seen jp in such a state.
tried postin some shite but it got mixed up wiv so much other shite it dint een look like mine anymore.

tell you what mum, if it werent for janny boy sitting on his todger i wount be in this mess. een kids in africa work in better conditions like.

so i'm goin on strike mum.
my shite, my rights an all that.

might een get on the telly.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

you ent gonna believe wot appened. was postin shite on jp when some loony wearin a binbag knocks at me door sellin raffle tickets or summit.
musta spent bout five minutes tellin im to get lost.
so's i went back to post more shite but werent me bleedin internet after goin out.

spended bout an hour twiddlin me thumbs waitin for it to come back. longest hour a me life.

mind yourself now mum, you wouldnt know whos goin round.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

after falling an urtin me shite postin and. ent able to een move me fingers. tripped over a pair of auld undies. must have looked like a proper wally.

usin me other and now but its slow goin.
ope u ent worried mum.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

thought id give some otaku shite a try today. ended up watchin a cartoon about some bloke tryin to shag his sister. was a loada shite so i ended up watchin corrie.

nips are bleedin mental.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

you ever get that deja vu yoke?
was postin shite today and i swear it was the same old shite i'd posted yesterday. well a posted it anyway. but still.

hope i ent goin bonkers mum.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

been thinken about wot i'm doin lately. what if me shite posts have been doin more arm than good, like.
spose its too late to stop now tho.

dying for a cup of tea an an am sarnie.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

me great big plan to post the maddest shite post jp ever did see backfired. janny must ave ad a right larf watchin me make a balls of it.

wont give up tho. been postin shite since brekky and ent stoppin til supper.
miss the old fry up mum.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

found the trick to makin the ultimate shite post. bloody dangerous but i'll give it a go anyway.
if i pull this shite post off jp ent never goin to be the same.

ope it dont kill me like.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

fuckin knackered. spended a entire hour postin pure shite.

should a seen it, bleedin janny was goin mental. never seen him sweep up me shite so fast.
wish you could see me now mum.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

tink i went a bit too far today. jannys in a huff over me postin shite all over jp and deletin me posts the minute ee sees em.

shame really. me art bleeds for im.

love,
shite poster.

dear mum,

was readin about gran last night. hard to believe she was the firs shite poster. sent 3 jannys to their graves fore she kicked the bucket.

must be pure shite runnin thru me veins. ill do our family proud mum.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

need a inspiration for me next great big shite post. feel like everytin i did lately was just run of the mill plain ol shite.
a usually think of ome when i need a idea, but it just ent workin like.

i miss you mum.

love,
shite poster

dear mum,

hope i ent botherin you wiv all me letters lately.
just need someone to gab onto about this janny boy. awful bollocks he is.

dying for a ham sarnie mum.

love,
shite poster